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144461 No. 144461 ID: 54055d

Finally, you’re here! And there’s plenty of shopping to do at the mall before our Secret Santa! Huh? Slop? Rizz? K-pop Demon Hunters? What’s that about skipping toilets? You must’ve slipped on the ice, silly!

Can you believe it? Y2K is just around the corner! Life is only going to get easier in the new millennium! So if you’re here--then you mean to sign up for our Secret Santa at the mall!

Here’s a Wiki Link to the previous years of gift-giving! With directions included: https://questden.org/wiki/TGChan%27s_Secret_Santa

What do you do? You can participate in several ways:

For Quest Authors/Signing-Up
For authors, all you need to do is declare which of your quest-characters will partake in this exchange. Include their name and a link to the quest or wiki page, or name drop the quest title. A picture is helpful as well. If posting multiple characters, you must state whether they’re a GROUP or INDIVIDUALS. Once we reach an appointed date, everyone will be randomly assigned their partner. After matches are made it is your job to write and illustrate what your character would gift their special someone! Perhaps something from their world. Or something personal! Maybe a neumono tamagotchi. Or a custom slap-bracelet! Maybe a dorodango ball!

You’re not obligated to have the character respond to a gift received. But the process of your character finding/deciding their partner’s gift is expected. It can be done in one picture, five, ten, animated; doesn’t matter as long as you don’t tire yourselves out and lose momentum! Posting before or after Christmas is no problem either! You have until the 25th of July!

Pairings will be made on December 12th. Names will be posted with spoiler tags to keep pairings a secret! Have a look through past Secret Santas to get an idea how it works. I’ll do my best to avoid repeat pairings from the last few Secret Santas.

NSFW Content?
We sure love our holidays with tasteful humor. And we’ve all been on our best behavior before! But keep in mind that Secret Santa is one holiday that takes a breather from all the blatant clothing damage and body part worshiping. That doesn’t mean there can’t be ‘crude humor’ or ‘suggestive themes’. As expected, sexual congress is out of the question!

For Suggestors
Suggestors may also participate and gift a quest character! Post your idea for a present and who will receive it! Disclaimer: it will be up to the author to illustrate their characters accepting the gift. It’s a busy holiday, so they may not have time to respond.

Any character unfortunate to not receive their gift will be compensated by Christmas in July! Sometimes artists need extra time after Christmas and New Years.

Now start signing up!
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No. 144481 ID: 127310
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144481

Melvin, the Minister for Spatiotemporal Anomalies, enters with his helpers, Martin and Maxine. They find themselves at various levels of excitement.

Ministry of Memetic Philosophy: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1093728.html
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No. 144487 ID: 54055d
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144487

The sheeps! (left to right) Marlene Collins, Lori and Emmylou Meadow as a group!

From Calliope: https://questden.org/wiki/Calliope
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No. 144488 ID: 24fd09
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144488

Worm Works is someone who will also be giving a present. He is from Rotten Apple Quest

https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1067335.html
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No. 144489 ID: 24fd09
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144489

Priestess of Pain, the last person who will be giving a present from my quest, and she is from Sex Combat Adventure

https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1116061.html
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No. 144491 ID: acb8e2
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144491

Agents Fera and Gladii are confusedly wandering about the mall as a group.

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Are you sure there's a job for us to do here? Even without mission orders?"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "There had better be. If I hear Last Christmas one more time, I am going to lose it."

From SUITS:
https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1102569.html
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No. 144494 ID: 61581a
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144494

Mina Haliasong from Aldequest is signing up!

https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1083617.html#1088184

Like, wow! I’m in a Christmas thread and stuff! Can’t wait to slice the ice up with y’all!
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No. 144496 ID: 28931d
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144496

Dotti from Lazy Fairy is signing up!

https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy

Who could possibly pick up on her super subtle signals she wants someone to buy her something from the food court?
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No. 144500 ID: 0d1c28
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144500

Iolantha from Elf Survival
https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/965999.html

Herocea from King of Pentacles
https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1084176.html

Herocea is trying very hard not to break anything

Iolantha is working as a holiday greeter, very proud of this fine elven tradition!
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No. 144503 ID: 54055d

Totally radical, dudes! The deadline has been reached and names shall be drawn (at some point)!
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No. 144506 ID: 54055d
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144506

Grem has Worm Works from Rotten Apple Quest(https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1067335.html)
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No. 144507 ID: 54055d
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144507

Sanctity of Life has Agents Fera and Gladii from SUITS(https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1102569.html)
Worm Works has Marlene, Lori, and Emmylou from Calliope(https://questden.org/wiki/Calliope)
Priestess of Pain has Tineola from Clothing Repair(https://questden.org/wiki/Clothing_Repair)
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No. 144508 ID: 54055d
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144508

Tineola has Herocea from King of Pentacles(https://questden.org/wiki/King_of_Pentacles)
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No. 144509 ID: 54055d
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144509

Samsara has Maya and Jaden from mayaquest(https://questden.org/wiki/Mayaquest)
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No. 144510 ID: 54055d
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144510

Balzhemund has Melvin (and his helpers) from Ministry of Memetic Philosophy(https://questden.org/wiki/The_Ministry_of_Memetic_Philosophy)
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No. 144511 ID: 54055d
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144511

Maya and Jaden has Priestess of Pain from Sex Combat Adventure(https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1116061.html)
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No. 144512 ID: 54055d
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144512

Melvin (and his helpers) has Grem from grem Quest(https://questden.org/wiki/Grem_Quest!)
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No. 144513 ID: 54055d
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144513

Marlene, Lori, and Emmylou has Balzhemund from The Family Business(https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1019446.html)
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No. 144514 ID: 54055d
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144514

Agents Fera and Gladii has Samsara from Falling City(https://questden.org/wiki/The_Falling_City)
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No. 144515 ID: 54055d
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144515

Mina Haliasong has Dotti from Lazy Fairy(https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy)
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No. 144516 ID: 54055d
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144516

Dotti has Iolantha from Elf Survival(https://questden.org/wiki/ELF_SURVIVAL)
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No. 144517 ID: 54055d
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144517

Iolantha has Mina Haliasong from Aldequest(https://questden.org/wiki/Aldequest)
Herocea has Sanctity of Life from Rotten Apple Quest(https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/1067335.html)
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No. 144518 ID: 54055d
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144518

Totally buggin, yo. Chillax and catch you on the flip side!

Santa-Fest
Even if it’s not related to gift-giving or whether you’re not participating in secret santa, anyone can participate in the hangout. Post a festive image and have characters walk around the mall. You can shop, play laser tag, sit in santa’s lap, or go ice skating on our indoor rink!

For Suggestors
Suggestors may also participate and gift a quest character! Post your idea for a present and who will receive it! Disclaimer: it will be up to the author to illustrate their characters accepting the gift. It’s a busy holiday, so they may not have time to respond.
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No. 144521 ID: 39a511
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144521

> Clerical error: everyone gets Grem. Grem gets buried in several metric tons of moss

Maya: "why are there so many moss shops here?"
Jaden: "Hey, uh, Maya? I've been hoping you'd notice it first, but- uh, I think someone tampered with the name slips. It has someone's name clearly underneath the green... writing? That's trying to spell out 'GREM'."
Maya: "wait, that's writing? i thought that was a drawing."
Jaden: "Did someone sneeze all over the names?..."
Maya: "im not a moss expert, but i think thats moss."
Jaden: "There could still be some snot on there..."

Will Maya and Jaden figure out who their actual giftee is?!
Who could be behind the mischievous tampering?!
The world trembles.
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No. 144522 ID: 39a511
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144522

She ate a bit of moss because she thought it'd make her look quirkier. Jaden feels bad but also knows it's her fault. Christmas!
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No. 144523 ID: a9425d
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144523

Gramleza: "Look at all the stuff that they are selling in here! Can we stop in some of the stores and see what they have!?"

Wormworks: "I am sorry, but I need to finish this ritual of equal exchange."

Gramleza: "Maybe we can buy them a better gift in one of the stores?!"
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No. 144524 ID: a9425d
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144524

Wormworks: "I know you like the whole spending money thing, but not all problems can be solved like that. Not to mention that I am not sure if these stores will even accept my currency."
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No. 144525 ID: a9425d
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144525

Gramleza: "I don't know why you are even doing something like that in the first place. Giving a gift to someone you don't know and expecting a gift in return from a completely different person is a strange ritual. As for myself, I have to stay and look at all these things on the displays as they mock me. I might just steal something, and I don't even care if they catch me doing it!"
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No. 144526 ID: a9425d
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144526

Wormworks: "Today, you decided to be difficult. Here, take this bag of coins and spend them however you wish. Just don't get us in any trouble!"

Gramleza: "Oh, thank you, I will even buy something for you as a present!"
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No. 144527 ID: 89ca74
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144527

It has been a week since Balzhemund found his way to the mall, and unable to find an exit, has plundered most of the stores. Security has been sent after him, but none have been heard from again. Little children are scared by his disheveled appearance and mutterings of 'almost complete', and his bizarre smell of cheese and vanilla.

"Sir, you return that Moss dog at once, a-and all that other stuff!"

"Who are you to be talking to me? You've been adequately compensated! My project needs moss!"

"You gave me a stack of expired coupons, a prescription slip for antidepressants, and a slice of salami, none of those things are legal tender, return those items at once or I'll call security again."

"...the fuck? Tell me faceless employee, do you have a family?"

"Uh...n-no?"
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No. 144528 ID: 89ca74
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144528

"Yoink."
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No. 144529 ID: 89ca74
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144529

I'm sure he'll be alright, on to the other mall-goers!
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No. 144530 ID: a9425d
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144530

Priestess of Pain was patiently waiting for her target to appear. She cursed the god who was responsible for her being here. This world was too colorful for her taste.
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No. 144531 ID: fd169b
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144531

Time to shop for its a secret, silly.
Ah, its been so long since I've been the 90s.
I'm gonna buy them Bionicles, and Xevoz, and Animusic on DVD!
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No. 144532 ID: fd169b
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144532

> Bionicle was launched in 2001
Wh-what?
> Xevoz began shipping in January 2004
no no no no
> Animusic: A Computer Animation Video Album (2001)
Noooo we're too early! Well what about-
> The line was revived in the United Kingdom in 2003, titled Monster in My Pocket: The Quest
Whiiiiiine! Isn't there anything cool on the market?
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No. 144533 ID: fd169b
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144533

> Lego Rock Raiders is a discontinued Lego theme focused on mining equipment that released in 1999 and 2000.
*the incomprehensibly high pitched squeal of a god-snake gazing upon a well stocked KB Toys*
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No. 144534 ID: a9425d
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144534

Sanctity of Life: "Isn't it a beautiful day? Look at all the living souls enjoying their lives."

Cruelty of Death: "You know, the previous winters meant something. It was the time to fear for your life, you had to be careful not to run out of food, and look at it now. It has been corrupted by overindulgence, it sickens me!"

Sanctity of Life: "Don't act so grumpy, cheer up."

Cruelty of Death: "How can I be cheerful for something completely opposite to me? And the music, blaring at me, is driving me crazy. It is like it is mocking me for even being here. Is this why you brought me here, just to suffer?"

Sanctity of Life: "I brought you here so that you would have fun. So please stop complaining."

Cruelty of Death: "Fine! But next time I pick the celebration that we will visit."
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No. 144537 ID: a9425d
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144537

Sanctity of Life: "Season greetings! I have been assigned to give you the gift for this event. But never forget the best gift that you have is the gift of life!"
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No. 144538 ID: a9425d
File 176587215442.jpg - (179.28KB , 756x694 , Core 510.jpg )
144538

The Cruelty of Death was silently watching the three of them and hoping that Fera and Gladii would die of dysentery.
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No. 144539 ID: a9425d
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144539

Sanctity of Life: "What I am giving you is another chance in life. These two mushrooms, when eaten, can bring you back to life if you died prematurely."

Cruelty of Death: "Wait a minute, that plant looks really familiar. Isn't that a pickup item from Nit..."

Sanctity of Life: "I have no idea who you are talking about! Please stop talking about the thing that I don't know that you are talking about!"
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No. 144540 ID: a9425d
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144540

Sanctity of Life: "Anyways, I make the mushrooms look the same color are your matching outfits. You two are such a lovely couple, how better to enjoy life without having someone special next to you?"
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No. 144542 ID: a9425d
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144542

Cruelty of Death: "You two can refuse to receive the gift."
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No. 144546 ID: be7ff9
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144546

Agent Fera marvels for a second or two at this strange creature fe is confronted with.

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Ah, uh... Oh no, we uh... We're not a couple ahahahahaha. We're just colleagues!"

That out of the way, fe looks at the offered box with the strange big mushrooms.

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Oh they... they do match our- No nevermind that. Did you say, they can bring us back to life?? That's... incredible! Is that even possible, Agent Gl-"
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No. 144547 ID: be7ff9
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144547

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Uh... Is... Is something wrong?"

Gladii takes a deep breath.

:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "No. thank you. Another chance at life is the last thing I need or desire. Go ahead, mock me. Enjoy the knowledge that I will still be here in the fathomless dark when all the stars have gone out. Go on! Laugh! There will be no retaliation. I have well and truly given up. Do what you like."

It's a rant delivered in deadpan monotone. It's so very strange.
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No. 144548 ID: be7ff9
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144548

And off they go.
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No. 144549 ID: be7ff9
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144549

:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Ungh!"
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No. 144550 ID: be7ff9
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144550

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "..."
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No. 144551 ID: be7ff9
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144551

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "So uh... S-sorry about that. I have no idea what that was about."

Fera gestures towards the present.

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Hey that's real generous of you! Can I just... Can I just have both of those, then? Because I sure could use them!"
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No. 144553 ID: 0d1c28
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144553

"everyone loves elven trinkets so picking a well received gift should be simple, Ah with all that she'll need constant grooming to no leave hair everywhere (hair I'll have to clean up) yes, a comb, a mirror and a lint roller. practical and pleasant!"
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No. 144554 ID: 0d1c28
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144554

a short while later

"Hello miss Haliasong Santa has a present for you!"
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No. 144555 ID: a9425d
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144555

Sanctity of Life: "Of course, you can keep both of them. If your friend is not willing to take my gift, it would be a shame to let that gift go to waste."
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No. 144556 ID: a9425d
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144556

Sanctity of Life: "Well, it was fun talking with you, but we need to leave."

Cruelty of Death: "Finally, I got bored looking at their faces."

When the two of them stopped talking, they teleported away from the agents.
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No. 144557 ID: a9425d
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144557

And appeared in a different part of the mall.

Sanctity of Life: "I ruined everything! It was my fault that the two of them did not have a pleasant day because of my stupid gift."
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No. 144558 ID: a9425d
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144558

Cruelty of Death: "I don't know why you are beating yourself over this whole thing. They are just mortals."
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No. 144559 ID: a9425d
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144559

Sanctity of Life: "I feel bad because I feel responsible for it. I just want others to be happy, that is what makes me happy."
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No. 144560 ID: a9425d
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144560

Crualty of Death: "I do find it amusing how the two of them act differently. The shorter one glows like a flame with optimism, while the other one is emotional and reserved."
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No. 144561 ID: a9425d
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144561

Cruelty of Death: "But it doesn't matter how they feel about one another, their job, or any other concept. It doesn't change the notion that what they do for a living will bring them closer to their death! Ha ha ha ha!
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No. 144562 ID: a9425d
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144562

Sanctity of Life: "Because of how you act towards everyone, nobody wants to be your friend."
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No. 144572 ID: 681cb5
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144572

>Clerical error: everyone gets Grem.
GREM: “It turns out that this year Grem got Grem for secret Ghrembus! That means Grem will give Grem best gift! Grem loves moss and Grem have plenty of moss to give!”

GREM: “That is why Grem will give Grem moss this Ghrembus.”
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No. 144573 ID: 681cb5
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144573

GREM: “Merr Ghrembus, Grem! Here is your gift! Moss!”
GREM: “*Gasp!* How did Grem know that Grem loves moss!? But look! Grem got Grem as secret Ghrembus, so Grem now give Grem moss as well!”
GREM: “Wow! Moss! What a conidedink that Grem also got Grem as secret Ghrembus! You are the Gremest, Grem!”
GREM: “No, you’re the Gremest, Grem!”
GREM: “…but if Grem the Gremest, than what are you?”
GREM: “…the… um… Grem?”
GREM: “But Grem is Grem?”
GREM: “…then who is Grem?”
GREM: “You’re Grem, duh.”
GREM: “But aren’t you Grem?”
GREM: “…but if you’re Grem and Grem is Grem…”
GREM: “Then who is Grem?”
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No. 144574 ID: 681cb5
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144574

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No. 144575 ID: 681cb5
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144575

[Insert Epic music here]
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No. 144576 ID: 681cb5
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144576

[Lightning SFX]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_r19xoKJE]

GREM: “THERE CAN ONLY BE GREM!”
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No. 144577 ID: a9425d
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144577

After the GREM incident, the two avatars of life and death were confused.

Sanctity of Life: "Did something just come to life?"

Cruciality of Death: "Did something just die?"

Sanctity of Life: "I am not sure."

Cruciality of Death: "Me neither. I never felt like this before."

Sanctity of Life: "Me too, I am not sure if that was the same person or it's an exact copy."
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No. 144578 ID: 681cb5
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144578

GREM: “This year for secret Ghrembus Grem got strange worm that works. Grem though worm looked lonely, so Grem made best gift for worm! Look worm, at Grem’s gift! Look!”
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No. 144579 ID: 681cb5
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144579

GREM: “It is a Rock Frend! The only frend you will ever need! This one is brother to Grem’s rock frend! Oh, but what is rock frend Grem asks? Why, Grem, it is the best frend anyone can have! Just look at all it can do for worm and Grem!”

Features includes:
Can be thrown!
Will always listen!
Will never leave you!
Can hold down dry leaves so pesky wind will not steal them!
Can smash tasty bug!
Will laugh at jokes!
Will whispers the awful, secret truths of this world to you if you listen to it. The ones that will drive even the most strong willed men insane and change you forever. The forbidden truths that no mortal was meant to know. Luckily, Grem kobold so Grem safe. Also, Grem already insane. Also also Grem not mortal.
Can be thrown!
And much more!

GREM: “See! Grem rock frend is the best frend!”
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No. 144580 ID: 681cb5
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144580

GREM: “So Merr Ghrembus, worm that works, here is your gift! Grem give a Rock frend!”
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No. 144582 ID: 127310
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144582

Melvin has been enjoying his mall experience so far. Martin has lost track of how long he’s been here. Maxine has never seen such a place before. The group reconvenes.

MELVIN: “Alright team, any luck?”

MARTIN: “No, sir. I can’t make sense of any of the stores here. Many of them are unattended and some just seem to be selling… moss? Aren’t we meant to be on a work trip? Why does this calendar say we’ve travelled almost nineteen centuries into the future?”

MELVIN: “We are on a work trip! How are you going, Maxine? Any sign of our giftee?”

MAXINE: “No good, I haven’t had any chance to look, sorry. I’ve been too busy trying to unpack this enormous suitcase full of various things I brought from home. I think I overpacked!”

MELVIN: “What a happy coincidence…”
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No. 144583 ID: 127310
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144583

After scrutinising the contents of Maxine’s suitcase and the files given to them by the Ministry of Festivities, the three come up with several items to give.

MAXINE: “Our giftee wants to be a wizard, right? Luckily I brought my book of constellations with me. Every wizard needs to know them!”

MARTIN: “Well. I don’t know very much about wizards, but I do know that many of them are into foraging. I’m sure that this dagger will be able to cut wild herbs and mushrooms, and perhaps other ingredients.”

MELVIN: “Great work, guys! But what’s a wizard (or any gentleperson) without a cape and sword? So that’s exactly what I’ll give them.”

The result of this discussion is a somewhat elaborate setup of these items balanced on top of each other as best as possible, surrounded by a circle of moss.

MELVIN: “Now we’ve just got to wait. That little fella is sure to rock up sooner or later.”
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No. 144584 ID: a9425d
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144584

Wormworks: "So you just gave me a small rock with a silly face drawn on it....That is...That is...."
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No. 144585 ID: a9425d
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144585

Wormworks: "Such a sweet gesture."
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No. 144586 ID: a9425d
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144586

Wormworks: "In this strange market temple, there are so many who are going around and are buying things. Even the person who followed me wants to participate in the ritual, spending of this place. But I feel like people forgot the joy of creating their own present instead of just buying it, and that is what I will think about every time I look at this rock. Thank you, little fellow. You may look silly, but there is wisdom behind your smile."
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No. 144587 ID: 12ff2d
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144587

The Priestess of Pain saw her pray and grabbed one part of her dress. Tineola was caught off guard by this action.
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No. 144588 ID: 12ff2d
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144588

The Priestess of Pain: "Such beautiful material made by a talented tailor..."
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No. 144589 ID: 12ff2d
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144589

The Priestess of Pain: "But its use feels misplaced."
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No. 144590 ID: 12ff2d
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144590

The Priestess of Pain: "Why hide the beauty of your body..."
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No. 144591 ID: 12ff2d
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144591

All of the sudden the Priestess of Pain started to think about Grem. The little funny guy which she saw in this place, but nobody told her the name of that character. So how did she know it?
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No. 144592 ID: 12ff2d
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144592

Maybe Grem is not a normal creture but a 4 dimensional entity that appear like a mass hallucination that invades the mind of people. And then the Priestess of Pain remembered that she heard somebody mentioned that name to her and that she was just overthinking things.
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No. 144593 ID: 12ff2d
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144593

The Priestess of Pain: "I have to apologize, I lots my train of thought for a split second. Now where were we..."
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No. 144594 ID: 12ff2d
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144594

The Priestess of Pain: "Nature gifted you in all the right places, why conceal that abundance of joy from the world."
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No. 144595 ID: 12ff2d
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144595

The Priestess of Pain: "You shouldn't be ashamed of it, I got enchanted by its curves and all the other parts."
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No. 144596 ID: 12ff2d
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144596

The Priestess of Pain: "That is why I give you a harness which will help in heighten all the beauty of your body while also making you feel just the right amount of pain."
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No. 144598 ID: 12ff2d
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144598

The Priestess of Pain: "But that is if you are willing to wear this. Even if you are not willing to show off your body, you can still wear this underneath your regular clothes, I can help you put it on, if that is what you desire. As for the pain that is not something that you should be afraid of. There is divinity in suffering, there is allure to the pain, I can teach you to love it and ask for more, but only if you are willing to endure it."
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No. 144599 ID: 681cb5
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144599

>>144583
What's this!? A gift!? FOR GREM! YAY!
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No. 144600 ID: 681cb5
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144600

Mmm, tasty moss...
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No. 144601 ID: 681cb5
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144601

Mmm, tasty book...
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No. 144602 ID: 681cb5
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144602

Mmm, tasty cloak...
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No. 144604 ID: 681cb5
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144604

Mmm, tasty dagger...

Thank you whoever gave gift to Grem! Best meal ever! Grem approves!
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144605

Maya and Jaden are waylaid out front of the Suncoast Motion Picture Company.
"Ho ho ho! Have you been a good girl this year Maya? Ah ha, just kidding, I know you're doing your best."
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No. 144606 ID: fd169b
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144606

"Which is why this year you're gettiiiiiiiiiiiing..."
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No. 144607 ID: fd169b
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144607

*Ding*
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No. 144608 ID: fd169b
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144608

"Its a little you to remind you that the universe cherishes you. Even if it doesn't always seem like it does."
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144609

"And if that doesn't blow your mind enough I got you this VHS copy of Beyond the Mind's Eye!"
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No. 144610 ID: fd169b
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144610

"And I didn't forget you Jaden! I know you suffered a grievous loss recently. This can't fully replace your glovebox stash, but please accept these lollipops they were selling at the video store over there."
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No. 144611 ID: fd169b
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144611

"And for your actual grievous loss I got you an insurance policy!"
Sam hands Jaden a shiny certificate. As he takes it he finds she snuck a small slip of paper, like you would get from a fortune cookie, along with it. It says 'don't hurt her, Jaden'

"Just a friendly reminder!" Sam winks.
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No. 144612 ID: fd169b
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144612

"Merry Christmas! I'll get out of your hair now. Unless you want to grab lunch, my treat. Maybe at the Rainforest Cafe or Planet Hollywood. They've got an Area 51 machine in the waiting area!"
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No. 144617 ID: acb8e2
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144617

"What strange but pleasant... people," :silicon_suits_purple:Agent Fera muses.

Humming a jolly tune, fe sets off to find Agent Gladii.
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No. 144618 ID: acb8e2
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144618

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Whoah, that's a big blue snake over there."
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No. 144619 ID: acb8e2
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144619

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Mmmph!"

Agent Fera is dragged into a book store

:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Shush! Quiet."
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No. 144620 ID: acb8e2
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144620

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Are we hiding from the big snake? Is it dangerous?"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Not exactly. That snake is the universe."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Huh? But we are in the-"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Don't question it. That's what she is."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "So why are we hiding?"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "We have uh... history."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "You have 'history' with the universe? ... I imagine so does literally everybody."
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Cute. It's fraught history, Agent Fera. Now be quiet until it's gone."

...

:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "... You appear to have something sticking out of your jacket."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Hm? Oh that wasn't there before."

Agent Fera pulls the paper out of fer pocket. Two sheets.

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "A requisition form and... Hey look at that! Mission orders!"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Ssshhhh!"
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Sorry."
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144621

:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "I don't think you're gonna like this."
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "Give it here."

:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "... Great. Awesome. Just wonderful."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Samsara is the big snake, right?"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "sigh Yes."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "What kind of gift do you even give to uh... the universe?"
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "You're asking me? I'm not much of a gift-giver in the first place."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Okay but you do know her and I don't."
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "She has everything. She is everything. It's like your gut flora gifting you your own kidney."
:silicon_suits_purple:Fera: "Well hm... Uh still. We are in a book store so we might as well browse a little. Maybe we get some ideas."
:silicon_suits_red:Gladii: "... Yeah sure. Whatever."
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