>>1126779
Inner thoughts: Well, was worth trying anyway. Oh, well.

*Corax stands and checks the magazine gun to see if it's loaded*

Hmm. "Jailer." An apt term for him I suppose.

No thanks. Go ahead and do it yourself if you want to hurt him, do it like you did with that poor soul. Whatever you do is not on me.

*Corax tosses the gun at MC's feet.*

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/18(Mon)01:03 No. 1126913 ID: 16b713
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT9IwqveFVg

>>1126913

…

Are you seriously trying to create a straw man argument for why this organization meant to stop beings like you is a problem?

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/24(Sun)10:17 No. 1127126 ID: 5911f1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4mvx0RYFDM

>>1127126

...

*Corax laughs in the Mad God's face.*

Are you a god or an angry child? The trolley problem always bothered me because someone had to put the people on the train tracks in order to create the moral conundrum to begin with. By what you have done, it's still not my fault if anyone dies, it's yours and this "pink" you contacted. The only thing you've done is show why this organization exists. Because we have a "god" that acts like a toddler who got put in timeout and is throwing a tantrum when they don't get what they want.

You're pathetic, you make me sick.

B 2026/05/24(Sun)17:13 No. 1127131 ID: e123e2
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>>1127095
>>1127114
>>1127123

ok u go back 2 waps king hiv

looks vry clody. u wondar y?

B 2026/05/24(Sun)17:13 No. 1127132 ID: f6ab4b
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woaw meny waps here!

y so meny in enteranse?

B 2026/05/24(Sun)17:19 No. 1127134 ID: ca719a
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>>1127091
>>1127093
>>1127097
>>1127100

"HAI!! i wanna maek supar hiev beecuz evrey1 want 2 kill me an also want 2 have egg wiht keing waps. how 2 do i stel royel jelly from quein and aslo haow 2 maek egg?"

B 2026/05/24(Sun)17:21 No. 1127135 ID: 6e5f35
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evrey1 looks @ u weird...

did u saiy something rong? how make them tinhk agree with u?

>>1127135
theres lots of honi if they join u

Centerfield 2025/09/30(Tue)00:35 No. 1114530 ID: d905b8

Okay, make a 1d100 roll quoting this post.
First in gets it.

rolled 94 = 94

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>>1114530

Centerfield 2026/05/24(Sun)11:17 No. 1127127 ID: 163546
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>>1114533
You demonstrate as clearly as you think you can to Sala that you fundamentally weaker than her.

You crouch down and wrap your arms around her knees.

"See? Watch this."

You strain with all your might to budge the troll blooded woman but to no avail. Which would be perfect.

Unfortunately, her stockings prove slicker than you expected and as you straighten your legs and push, instead of remaining immobile, your hands glide up her legs and you end up gripping her backside like someone was going to steal it from you.

Sala is staring straight forwards for what feels like 30 seconds but is probably less than 3. Her head stays forward, but her widened eyes shift down to you.

=======
Sorry for the delay and weird art. New set up experimentation. I understand if you need to re-read the whole story at this point.

>>1127127
"See? Itd only get more embarrassing from here. Youre a lady. Aint dignified bein lifted in a shortskirt with gams like that."

Gotta make her feel like shes the dame she is pal.
She is, but i guess shes a bit self conscious about being strong. Thinkin its all unfeminine like.
Shes wrong and all, but that aint the kind of baggage you can smoothe talk her into puttin down no matter how gifted your gab.

======
(Worry not. Good to see you back. Art still good too.)

Back away slowly, gently dust off her skirt.
Uhhh. Yep. Can't get a good grip. See? Now it's her turn.

>>1126547
Sounds about right.

tippler 2026/05/23(Sat)23:05 No. 1127106 ID: f1368b
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I’ll tell Root, Sky, and Grass everything I learned today and discuss the plan moving forward, except the part where I’m planning to stay behind. Even though Grass is an ass I think I’ve proved myself to him enough that he won’t question my loyalty.

I’m slow returning to the burrow as the adrenaline ebbs out of me. It’s still light out and hot and I stay in the shade as much as possible. My muscles hurt from working on the trap the past few days–the fresh forage doesn’t even taste sweet on my tongue as I mechanically fill my belly before ducking into the tunnel.

Everyone’s there resting in the cool darkness. I tell them my story.

“I’m not actually going to betray you guys.” I mutter into the barren silence.

“I didn’t say anything.” Grass sniffs. “I think this is great. We might even get that Gustave guy as our hostage.”

Sky raises his hand. “Should we try to raid the factory at the same time while they have their guard down?”

“No, we’ll need all of us here to use the gun and tie up a reptile.” Root says decisively. “Good job Rudger! Are you feeling any better?”

I shrug. I feel horrible. So what.

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>>1127106
The reptiles will be sluggish. Could be good, could be bad. They might not pursue if we try to lure them into a chase. But with our gang knowing what's up, we can bullshit these guys by pretending the other rabbits refused to give up on their plan. We can pretend-sell them out and offer to lead these two to the burrow to finish the job.

You don't even need to act to look despondent.

Stay on guard and let's see what they have to say.

You need to be ready. Gargill may be arrogant, but it's a corporation. They will have analysts and cubicle workers ready to analyze your every move.
You need to make the company trip on itself - figuratively and literally. Remind them that they're all in competition with each other.

>>1127106
The chameleon is bad enough, but something about that croc is just nasty.

Look flighty.
As if youll run should they get too close.

Got to use their assumptions about rabbits against them

And, find out more about lucy.
How're they gonna free her?
Hiw sre thry making the murder charge go away?
Then, timescales.
When?

>>1127109
Yay! The minions joined us after all!

Mel, don't chase them off! They have nowhere to turn to, noone to take orders from. You can be their new boss! Think of the poetic justice!

yes! minions for us to do all those tedious little tasks. or to get underfoot and cause trouble. good either way

but not to get ahead of ourselves. see what they want. they're probably trying to rescue their boss

Awwww they look like they need a hug

sweet, so what's their story, what do they want, and what do they eat or really need to survive. If they're planning on living here might as well make sure we can actually provide for them now before finding out we can't later.

>>1127109
Aw, dont get mad mel.
Theyre sorry, see?
Youre their queen now or something like that.

>>1126776
>Can Paprika make heads or tails of the panel she just interacted with, now that she has a minute? Is the air replenishing, or is she on a time limit?
>rolled 19
>inability at understanding numenera
>one level of intellect effort

Stuff Reiko said before is starting to make more sense. It's like... there's a printing press, but instead of paper, it prints on oil. Reiko sent a... hungry little caterpillar, through the datasphere, which snuck into the printer's office and stole letters out of the storage tray. Everything but the vowels, let's say. Had to pull that lever to break up the page currently being printed, so the burglar-worm could reach those last few consonants.

Now, when it tries to EAT YOU-EAT YOU-EAT YOU the closest it can get is EA O U-EA O U, and "O" is what you need to breathe, while "U-EA" is the stuff needed for rebuilding a terapede's guts.

Air does seem to be getting clearer... very, very slowly. Or at least it's not getting worse.

Maybe there's an air intake that's gotten clogged. You could speed along the cleanup process by swapping that clogged filter for a fresh one.
>rolled 1
...assuming you can find a fresh one. And don't accidentally break the machine by letting a big whiff of unfiltered smoke into its delicate innards.

rolled 6, 4 + 8 = 18

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>>1126787
Paprika wants to meet this tiny burglar-worm.

>Air does seem to be getting clearer... very, very slowly. Or at least it's not getting worse.
"Reiko, I think I'm good to sit tight. I'm not in any immediate danger, but I may need a ride back. Just be careful, ok? The smoke...well, I feel fine, but it's pretty thick. I think that transfusion did something to me."

>And don't accidentally break the machine by letting a big whiff of unfiltered smoke into its delicate innards.
I won't risk breaking the air-giving machine.

Figure it's safe to say I brought water and snacks on this adventure, so I'm going to take both 10-minute and 1-hour recovery rolls while waiting for pickup.

Paprika sits down, carefully undoes her tight bun and lets her hair fall over her shoulders, down her back, long enough to touch the floor. She lets her mind wander to those couple days she spent in a maid dress, packed in a space elevator with that damn squidbot, and silly fantasies about it bringing her along and coercing her into cleaning its spaceship. "Let it go, girl. Gotta focus on saving the world. Wish I didn't get so hung up on things."

Making two recovery rolls!

rolled 12, 2, 17, 17, 16, 6, 17, 9, 20, 1, 15, 16, 14, 15, 18, 8, 8, 12, 10, 16 = 249

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"Uh, Nat? We have a problem! And by we, I mean Paprika! She needs oxygen! I'm going to send her a chainpod with oxygen reserves, you and Cricket need to look for - I don't know, oxygen tanks and better maps of the ship, or something!"

Reiko links up to her chainpod and remote-drives it towards Paprika. She concentrates on driving unless the others come up with a better solution.

>>1126869
Reiko does not have a method for steering chainpods by remote control from multiple miles away. "Very long range" for Machine Bond is only about 500 feet, a tenth of a mile, and even within that range they're not well suited to fully remote piloting - lack of navigational sensors, for one.
>rolled 12, 2, 17, 17, 16
>trained in understanding numenera
She does however manage to drive to where Paprika is the old fashioned way, rig up a crude vacuum-driven fog machine out of a water barrel and a teakettle, leave it in the chamber's airlock, then manipulate airlock controls (from outside) into boiling the water, thereby eventually capturing most of the smoke in water droplets. Could end up with mold growing in there before climate control can handle all the excess moisture, but that's a problem for next week.

Air inside the chamber is now breathable unfiltered, and there might even be another chamber beneath that pile of rubble where the strut ooze used to be.

Paprika's been rescued. Keep digging, or depart?

rolled 18, 15, 4, 13, 15, 18, 13, 5, 18, 7, 8, 1, 15, 19, 6, 4, 8, 5, 16, 19 = 227

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Reiko looks around at the new smog-mud splattered across the room. She walks up to the control panel, and attempts to download copies of the console's database of nanomachine schematics. Maybe she can figure out how to create the responsive synth they need from a different machine, as long as they have the blueprints to tell it what to produce.

Reiko also looks at her Rage Thrower, wondering if she could somehow apply it to the room to act as a further binding agent for the smog-mud.

After contemplation, Reiko tells Paprika that they should leave for now. One remote command could override their hack and print even more goo.

>>1126976
I forgot to add in the DC explanation that the multipliers in the check signify how much damage each 'hit' on the die does.
>>1126980
A check isn't about success or failure. In the case of financial, it's rolling to see how much that particular item costs. The presumption here being that you're haggling the prices. You only "fail" the check if you run out of money, in which case you just don't get to buy it.

Doomsby 2026/05/24(Sun)02:47 No. 1127117 ID: ec9127
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>a piece of clothing is useful because if you are spotted doing a crime it can be shed after running away so you won't match the reported description.
Oh, that’s smart. If discarding is in the plan then probably best to go with the weirdo’s mystery bags of clothing. Let’s see what the dice say...

Lucky! No hits to your financial. So let’s say... You consider the mantis alien’s offer, but before you do you do a peak around at the nearby trash receptacles. Spying a similar trashbag as the ones in the booth you open it to indeed find a bunch of loose clothing. Seems like there was a bit of a mix up.
You’ve gained: an impractical jacket, some warm woollen socks (not shown) and a Secret Princess Tiara. Just say the magic phrase that you’ve set and it’ll repeat back whatever you recorded!. You’ll have to look up how to rest though if you actually want to use that feature.

>Okay. I say we get the telescoping shock rod, since it is guaranteed to incapacitate the target,
Even though, scouting seems to be the priority, having some sort of weapon seems prudent. As for he cost...

That’s three hits at a x2, so the shock rod is going to cost you six currencies putting your total at $11. You haggle the tozol down a bit from the listed price. They’re pretty obstinate about it and cede

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Doomsby 2026/05/24(Sun)02:47 No. 1127118 ID: ec9127
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Soon you ascend to your destination and pass through some nondescript doors into some equally nondescript hallways. It is both strikingly quiet and eerily echo-y here. While you’re allowed here, this area is notably not a place of public traffic. Any souls floating about are professionals of both the blue and white collar variety, focused on their tasks ahead as the move with purpose.
And now you encounter the problem of knowing where something is on a macro level but not on a personal one as you gauge which way you should go. The directory is of little help as it lists names and desk numbers. Any sign posts and guides have a similar presumption that you have a name and address at hand that you’ve already been instructed how to get to. I guess entrances to tier 3 utilities isn’t something written down for visitors to discover.

Every second you float here, wondering where to go, makes you more and more self conscious as this is the sort of place where loiterers practically glow. You should make a decision.

From the signs, your options are:
Aux. Admin #232 - #291 ->
<- Aux. Admin. #292 - #355
<- Comm. Coord. (local)
Dock Offices \/
Comm. Dish Acc. \/

Otherwise, I say you could...
-Spend a moment decipher all the information you have, read between the signs and make a more educated decision where to go DC 3, Lucidity
-Trail behind someone in coveralls and see if they head in the right direction. You’d be pretty noticeable, if people were paying attention. DC 5, Grace

well 'dock' and 'comm dish' sound technical, so V is probably the right track

>>1127117
Hmm, it doesn't matter at the moment, but if you get an item for free does that still count as purchasing it, when it comes to Second Hand Proficiency's cooldown?

>>1127118
Tail someone. That's a Grace check, we take those for Bites You opportunities.

A3

>>1127026
Agreed.
B3.
Need to make sure you have the right kit without opening it. Its... an excuse to be nosy.
And 3 but encouage her, not just passively listen. Let her share what she wishes and let the stories whisk you away for a little while.
Then, if you dont hear anything that creeps you out and if you dont feel too nervous, maybe if babby kicks, let her feel.

Shuffle through just to be safe. Once done we have an excuse. "Wait did you mean a kit of needles for sewing? Or was my assumption bad?"

B1

Sift through her stuff but be amicable.

A. Just grab the kit and don't snoop. She's been kind and polite to you so far, we can return the favor.

1. Talk about the village! Make her feel welcome.

Toxoglossa 2026/05/21(Thu)02:32 No. 1127050 ID: d10be1
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Kol arches himself back, letting his shoulders rest on Caleb’s knees. Using a little body puppeteering to aid him, the medium increases his pace. The thick shaft tugs at his tailhole with every bounce, already slick with the selkie’s pre-cum.

“Hah, you ride cock like a proper sailor~” Caleb bucks up into his partner slightly, eliciting a squeak from the rodent. He eyes Kol’s dick as it wags with every bounce, flicking tiny drops of pre across his chest; while his balls draw up closer to his body, already preparing to unburden themselves. Beneath them, the spread ring of mouse tail-hole is barely visible: stretched into a thin, pink line around his shaft. “Mmm, that’s a nice view~.”

Kol pushes a few soggy dreads out of his face as he bounces. “Uh-huh? Hah- you like it? It’s -hah- all yours. Come -hah- claim me~”

Toxoglossa 2026/05/22(Fri)01:54 No. 1127081 ID: d10be1
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“Nixxy’s pretty lucky to have you, then. You eat pussy like a champ.” Casey twists her tendril again and Fennel gasps happily. “Well, since you don’t usually get to have penetrative sex much, is there anything you want to try?”

“Ah~ dat’s good, keep spiwnning wike dat!” The undine burbles, hanging on as the end of the tendril spirals around. “Keep gowing! Fawster!”

Casey focuses and speeds up her binding spell, coiling it around inside like a drill. She slowly pulls the length of the tendril in and out, the elemental leaking around its length like a dam about to burst. Fennel’s legs shiver and clench together, trying to hang on as her insides are pumped by the glowing tentacle.

>>1127081
Give that poor girl some support!

Toxoglossa 2026/05/23(Sat)03:11 No. 1127099 ID: d10be1
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“You want me to claim you? Alright, you asked for it~” Still holding Kol by the ankles, Caleb sits up. The medium pitches forward and clings to his fiancé’s shoulders as he’s picked up and deposited on his back amidst the moss.

Reorienting himself, Kol looks up at the broad body of his partner. The backlit waterfall cascades across Caleb’s leathery back, making his scars stand out like vivid streaks of lightning. His muscles bunch up and flex, effortlessly hauling the mouse’s legs up over his head. Assessing the prone guardian, the sailor smile says it all: “you’re mine…”

Panting and already on edge, Kol whines, “Spite me, you’re so fucking hot~”

>>1127099
Time to lock in that mating press with a big ol Bite!
Just enough to leave a mark so that everyone will know he's a man of The Sea

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/21(Thu)16:18 No. 1127067 ID: 16b713
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Possible answers to the question that was asked:

A) Nod in agreement.

B) Remain silent.

C) Say no.

D) Other suggestions.

D. Oh shit, Octavia Devenol is down! Concern yourself with Octavia instead, call the author's name, see if there's breathing or a pulse, ask this figure what they've done to Octavia.

Also, is part of Maya still in the lantern? I know she said she needed to concentrate on part of her body in her iron suit. We might need to get Abdle to try to get her attention so that we can get her iron body over here, or get her to get some people to help Octavia.

We're not getting blamed for this. GUARDS!

A) I don't know who this person is and I am scared to find out.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/23(Sat)00:02 No. 1127096 ID: 5911f1
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Possible answers to the question that was asked:

A) Somebody was attacked in this room.

B) Are you connected to what is happening here?

C) You should forget it. I just thought that I saw something.

D) Other suggestions.

Silence 2026/05/22(Fri)13:09 No. 1127085 ID: 6d1406
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>>1127044
You choose to just keep to the mission, professionalism winning out. You hear something in the comms system, and suddenly. "Attention High Mobility Type, cease operation and prepare for collections!"

You spin the thing on its back and look back to see a group of KW Vessels slowly approaching. There's no way you're gonna just give up, they won't be very forgiving of you having stolen their mech from them.

"Attention Mech Pilot, you have stolen Kowalski Wayne Property, cease operation and we will be merciful, continue and we will be forced to intervene."

You're also fairly certain you can outpace them in this thing, those are just merchant ships.

Make for the rendezvous point with the carrier!
But don't forget to keep an evasive flight pattern, in case they have some long-range weapons.

time to kick it into high gear

You should head off in an unrelated direction until you're out of sensor range before looping around to reach the rendezvous point.

>>1127092
good point, don't lead them to the rendezvous

2/4 Nalthar 2026/05/22(Fri)01:21 No. 1127076 ID: fd169b
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Nest was growing. The settlement was now practically a small town, both in size but also in like, population count. With the immediate needs of survival met, animals were curious about the things humans had left behind. Like technology and board games and stuff. But there was a problem.

Slime arrived at the edge of the park, where a crowd had gathered. Out in the street was a whole mess of feral looking cats and rats. Also some tough bunnies. The littlest cat sauntered out of the pack.

"This is our turf nyow! You can keep your silly little park, but the streets is ours!"

B: bribe?
C: fight?
D: just stay in the park?
E: _________

3/4 Nalthar 2026/05/22(Fri)01:21 No. 1127077 ID: fd169b
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Meanwhile Librarian was giddy "Oh I've been wanting to try this for a while, but the drones are mostly good for carrying things and cleaning. But crows are good at tools I've read. I'll bet we can get one working in no time!"

Conveniently, there was an exhibit on communications technology just one floor down. The flock got to work, with Librarian advising from a different screen. With only a minimum of fighting over shiny components, a functional radio was constructed.

The moment came, the radio was switched on, and then, silence. "No no, this is a good sign." said Librarian "I was worried the corporations might still be using the airwaves. Looks like they all switched to the internet after all. Turn some knobs, lets try a different wavelength." One of the crows slowly twisted the knob and they all listened to the varying shades of static. "Wait! There, listen!"

From the low grade speaker came the tinny sound of bloopity electronic music. It rolled along, a mish mash of tones, honestly not very good but it was something. One of the crows pawed the microphone button. "Caw" The line went silent, and then "Hello?" a timid modulated voice called out. "Hello! This is Librarian. Who might we be calling? Over. hee hee, I've always wanted to say that" Librarian said, using a drone to shoo away a smug crow from the microphone.

"Uh, this is Coordinator. I wasn't expecting anyone to- is the evacuation back on? It's been so long, but I, I didn't lose track. I can send the call to all remaining population centers. Uh, over?"

Librarian stared "Wait, are you saying there's people left?" a few seconds of silence "Uh, you didn't say over-" "Never mind that! You have contact with humans still on Earth?"

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4/4 Nalthar 2026/05/22(Fri)01:22 No. 1127078 ID: fd169b
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Meanwhile "Have you ever tried making something from scratch?" asked Slime "Not copied but just worked out from basic principles, like pulleys and levers and things. Or not even that simple, but maybe something electronic, but lay out the wires and components yourself. How do you get your designs usually?"

"Just gettem online. Like this RC car." Foreman brought up a model of a car on his screen. "So youse sayin I should take a look inside, see how it tiks?" The model spun around and separated into its component parts.

"Oohhh it looks like a nest!" said one of the ants, looking over the tangled wires on display. "But shouldn't the tunnels at the front and back be connected?"

"Well yeah" said Foreman "They connect at the... battery." a red cursor appeared on screen and circled a battery shaped hole in the design. "There's uh, supposed to be a battery there."

"I think there's supposed to be a motor too." Slime pointed out.

"Well easy, I'll just copy one from this other thing." Foreman added some components to the design and it reassembled into a car. "I'll print it out and it'll be good to go." But as they assembled at the window to watch one of the arms building up the car, as soon as it was done the little vehicle started spinning around until it burst apart.

"What happened? We can't see that far you know?" asked the ants. "It uh, exploded." answered Slime who had been watching with superior slime eyes "Where did you get that motor from?" Foreman chewed over his digital cigar before answering "I figured, a motor's a motor right? So I copied one from a blender. This is trickier than I thought."

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>>1127076
B. We're flush with resources, let's use some!

>>1127077
Tell them you don't know the situation with the ships(we heard they all failed somehow but that contradicts Coordinator not knowing the situation, unless they're in denial?), but you're in a position where you can re-establish contact. Ask where the humans are, and you can try some things.
First option is trying to talk to them over the internet, second would be sending a Slime over on a fast-flying drone. Any supplies can be procured on-site, though maybe some sort of ID would be useful to prove we're working for Librarian.

>>1127078
O! Big snake with lots of little arms! Maybe a few that can extend a bunch for reaching into difficult spots.

>>1127076
E) pretend you can't understand the cat's accent and then proceed to do whatever you want.

>>1127077
You should *not* give the call until you know more information. Also, you should probably tell the librarian it needs to chill. It's been decades or something, and the librarian can wait 30 seconds for the other AI to finish talking.

>>1127078
P) I think a big caterpillar would be fun.

Oh, another thing. Something you said worries me. Do you want to destroy the world? I thought you just wanted to kill the Sky.

You do realize that, if people grow to like you, telling them what the Sky did to you and your people would cause them to hate the Sky as well, right?

When was the last time you got laid?

Your rage is overwhelming when your personality isn't shackling it. You need to get therapy for this or the hag's going to keep exploiting it for power. She already infected you with a curse, don't let her make the same hack over and over.

You really do need to lighten the curse load you are carrying. Bury that hag eye for the time being and do your dungeon rounds.
Perhaps leave this body in the meditation chamber while you pilot the other golems for a while. Can’t make a plan without seeing the shape of your denizens.

>>1127057
>Leave me alone.
We won't. We can't. We don't want to, either. For better or worse, you're stuck with us. Remember it, engrave it into your mind: we don't leave.

Long-term, you can work your heart over the forge to hammer it into the right shape. For now, defy the sky power and the night terrors by having a life.

>>1126873
InB4 someone just drops on you from above and you can't dodge because of the extra pounds. More seriously though it's pretty clear the main benefit of being big would be weighing down your potential pred so any allies you have might be able to rescue you... Actually thinking about it, being larger than your potential predator would actually be a downside because once they've eaten/absorbed/UB'd/whatever you, you'll have much less room to struggle and much tighter walls pressing in. So the benefits would be outweighed (no pun intended) by the drawbacks I think.

I say we embrace a part time approach to making money in the city, that way we can indulge our various fetishes, meet new people and explore, and hopefully develop our skills a bit before we go in for the Kira.


Also, personal fetish showing, we could always talk to the landlord to see if we can offer our time as his personal assistant? Help keep the property and tenants in check, and have a various horny times with him!

>>1126874
>Hmmm can one escape someone else's stomach while being vored?
We could probably carry something with us that can induce vomiting and pour it out when we end up in a belly.

If we end up going through a different hole, I'm not sure if that would work. It might be painful enough to eject us out and save us.

Becoming a voracious milf sounds like a good plan with no downsides besides becoming wobbly predbait so lets try for that!
As for escaping once captured, drugs may unironically be our best option- muscle relaxants, sleep pills, ipecak, laxatives, antacids and aphrodisiacs or lust suppressors depending on if making them cum you out quick or not be able to get off is the best option for not getting creamed.
We should do look into drugs if we find a pharmacy or dealer.

>>1126873
Forget that. Just imagine how we could bully smaller people if we weighed more.

We could pin someone against the wall with our belly while taunting them and making them want to become our next meal.

No we're not

Also assemblies is just school politics, the students are just a prop for the faculty's egos. Missing it isn't so bad, and nobody will remember it in an hour.

don't panic, we're on the way, just flirting chatting with bird bro

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>>1126250
DotoDodo: What's a stoat?

Earth animal, don't worry about it.

DRAKE! Listen to me.

DotoDodo:Hey Prem. Chat says hi.

Doto, get off this call.

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So Prem is your friend but can't stand to be by you in person and only online? Is Prem autistic? You might be able to figure out which one is him by looking each of the humans in the eye and see who backs away. Ask them about their day and if one starts running you got your man!

Ah well, if you're already late no point in stressing over it now. might look into getting a better alarm

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/05/20(Wed)06:50 No. 1127029 ID: 16b713
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A) Sure, I will tell the lie about the wound that you made.

B) You have to be delusional if you believe that I won't report you.

C) Sure, I won't report you. (Lie)

Is that you Kenku?

Also B. Tell her “I’d get in a worse punishment for not explaining why there blood all over the table and an injury on my hand. there’s no way I could lie about a knife wound if I tried?”

“Also, I’d be in even worse trouble by the guild if I don’t force a smile towards every hero I have to give a quest to” (smile as you say this to prove a point).

If she attacks you again, just play possum, make her think you passed out/died.

I hope you fall down a waterfall and impale yourself on a tree branch

C) sure sure, are you taking the job or not?

note: I'd support pretty much any plan of attack so long as Eiko doesn't try to throw the spear in a way that risks the angel grabbing it out of the air. After all we went through to get it away from them, I do not want to let them have it again.

If the fight isn't over very quickly, Eiko could try teaming up with her GF again and do the dance but more offensively this time since she'll have the spear.

You don't have much time left. Attack the wings, rip them off before Haze calls for reinforcements!

>>1126959
This is a good plan, but do NOT let the angel grab the spear. We need to talk to Eiko and get her head back in the game too.

Keep his rage focused on you Vex. Step on his face

>>1127015
Agreed. Keep him mad.
Time to live up to your name V.

>>1126996
>Kiara's easy to look at. ...Partially because she seems to be the only neumono in the hive that's approximately my height.
For now. Eventually, the influence of your hive's empathy is going to trigger a growth spurt to make you larger so you look more like a Queen.

You need to make a List.
List out what everybody needs, and List out what everybody can do.

I suspect half of your hive members individual problems would dissappear easily... the OTHER half however, will take the help of yourself and the whole hive.
Also, you can't really choose what do do if you don't know what it is you need to do, could they give some amount of description?

We don't have a clear idea of urgency, so go in order of who was mentioned. Kiara, Nellie, and so on. First come first serve.

>delegate?
Sounds like Nellie is gonna do some surveying, considering she brought it up, but she'll need some help to get it done in any decent timeframe.
We need to know who needs help, who's stable, and who's well off. We can *ask* for those in good situations to donate what they can so those who need help can get it, but we need to make sure they don't wind up needing help afterwards due to donating too much; that's not productive. Plus we can't demand a certain amount of tribute or whatever, that'll breed resentment.
We can consider giving the more-wealthy members some manner of compensation for donations. Not sure exactly what though. Authority can't be determined by wealth... priority on making requests of the Queen, maybe? There will be a waiting list at some point, I expect.

delegate information gathering; what housing and jobs are available.

meanwhile you'll be listening to your hive's problems. ordinarily this would be done as they arise but since you're so new its necessary to prioritize. Have those with issues make a list, so you can see what needs addressing first. But you will get to all of it when you can.

Sounds like it's time for the queen to hold court. :P

One backup option is that, with this many people, you could probably BUILD a house in comparatively short order. You would still need materials and a place to build it, though, and it doesn't solve the food problem. But an empty plot of land MIGHT be cheaper to buy than one with housing already on it. I guess construction experience is one thing to look for when you take a census of everybody's resources and skills. Notably, with your diverse backgrounds, seems like you're more likely to have *somebody* with whatever skill you might need, and can teach it to others.

Hmm. You are looking for something different, after all. Smile, as if you are delighted. Tell her you don't like to rob yourself of surprises entirely, and here is the payoff - where you expected only a meal, you get novelty too, and what an impressive first impression...

Or something like that. It is important you compliment her somehow, in addition to giving the impression all is as you will it. That malicious glint speaks to a spirit that hungers to feel superior. Better you choose to give it to her from the position of a peer than have her try to take it from what she sees as a toy. Surely she wants to gloat over her achievements - a fine enough way to get the information on how things have changed. This is her first impression of you, too, and best lay the right foundation. Speak with deliberation, you are out of practice.

Dull, dull, I know, I know. Did you really come here for anything else but to play the same old games? We might as well get what use and what fun as we can out of a new piece, at least.

>>1126943
Well well.
Things are different already.
Memo.
Modern term for missive.
Shes young or adaptable.
Im guessing kindred by the way.
Time to learn about some new things.
What has happened?

>>1126943
Times change and businesses change hands as the sands of time flow. Is this person anyone we know? They are most likely someone we have dealings with, probably another member of the Camarilla. Based on her appearance and if she owns this place, I assume she is either a Ventrue or Toreador.

>>1126944
We were obviously a malkavian, why else would there be a lot of other voices.

Well it seems she wants to talk. invite her to join you. get introduced.

Hey, whatever kind of religious grudge there is between boobies and butts, we aren't holding it, lady. You're very pretty, so how about we just talk to each other as equals, and not act out some old animosity?

>>1126926
Ohmuhgawd They so tiny!
.
Givethefeetakissornibble
...and glance up her robe.
You may never get another chance.

Also, you've... you've got a... there's something on your forehead. It's.. it's a... it's a... no, not your hat, it's... it's... OK, just bend down and let me get my handkerchief, I'll wipe it off...

>>1126962
Look up her skirt +1! Then tell her you’re actually considering seeking out the butt goblin first! And you figured you’d go to her for some sage advice~ That ought to earn you some favor~

... She's beautiful. Beyond that fat ass she's been blessed with, and her elegant legs, the Shrine Priestess just has this look about her. Compliment her scale care routine, get whatever task she needs a hand with, and make her fight to keep that sneer going.