Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/15(Tue)18:17 No. 1132033 ID: 47e901
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Possible answers to the question asked:

A) Attack.

B) Defend.

C) Evade.

D) Other suggestions.

Hole at the rear of the jaw. Should be safe from jaws and claws. Get there and target the eye.

Abdle throw your sword at your opponent's eye. It is wide open to get hit.

throw yakpeet at the eye, then cut off its scythe while its distracted.

rat and yakbeet evade, Abdle attack

Time to make friends with the butterfly then.

1/2 Nalthar 2026/09/15(Tue)04:04 No. 1132025 ID: bb0461
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"Bewitched?" you ask "And are chains really necessary for a princess?"

Allonza gives a mirthless laugh "Ha, not a proper princess, no. Give her a moment and she's loose like an arrow from a bow, leaving the poor fool that fell for her charm behind to face the consequences. The king won't have her wings clipped, so as not to mar her beauty." As she says this she rubs her arm. You notice a thin scar along the side of her wrists, almost hidden by her lacy sleeves. "The last time she tried to run she was up among the clouds for three days before a knight managed to ambush her, and I suspect only because she was weakened by hunger."

You look up. The painted sky is obscured by a mess of pulleys, gantries, and wires. Several more of those spy glass apparatuses are stowed way up by the ceiling. You could see a fleeing butterfly would have plenty of places to hide.

You look back at the duchess with a frown "What makes her so important? Is Espania a mighty place?"

"It's well... a country to the west. One of many alliances and protectorates, with the princess as insurance of course. I really can not recall." the bat says, fingers pressing against one another. "There's so much drama in the court. I couldn't possibly..."

"Of course, of course." Lisel waves her off "But do tell us more about your artist. What sort of school does he fall under? The realists, or more classical? Perhaps Baroque? I'm a dabbling painter myself you know."

"Ah-h yes, well..."

The duchess is saved from having to answer by two claps and an immediate hush. The king has risen from his throne as the last plate is cleared. "My friends" he calls "Now it is time for the day's entertainment. We will have a croquet tournament!"

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2/2 Nalthar 2026/09/15(Tue)04:05 No. 1132026 ID: bb0461
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The robed mouse leads you at a leisurely pace along a fake-tree lined path, prattling on about sin and repentance until you are a dozen paces away from the palace front. Then Brother Juan's pace does not change but his tone becomes sharper.

"Right." the mouse glances through the trees. The sound of wood on wood, followed by clapping and heckling filters through from the other side of the room. "We can talk freely now, just keep to a nice conversational tone. Don't let him or his guards spot you whispering. Nice to meet you both, my name is Gerald. Never call me that. My aim is to keep you alive, so lets talk how to do that."

Ask them to explain how to play crow-kay while observing your surroundings. Look for any weaknesses in the security of this new area. Still, play along with this monstrous show until an opportunity appears for freedom.

Pertinent questions:
- Who you are expected to be, since you know nothing of these kingdoms or your own 'barbaric' nation.
- What's the deal with the blue-eyes and their... Elixirs.
- What kind of 'script' or 'play' this whole thing is supposed to be? Does it repeat?Improvise constantly?
- How long has this been going on?
- The King's (or Masters) moods, sanity, mannerisms.
- Before your capture you witnessed a 'very round Vole'. Who are they?
- Any other creatures besides rodents, bugfolk, spiderfolk and bats in House Cadvere?
- How'd they figure all of this out or assume their role?
- Is there any signs of this play, or the Kings sanity, deteriorating or getting worse (i.e. time pressure)?

loudly arguing over what alchemical elixir they can make for a surprise gift for dotti (maybe we can convince them to have Apricot deliver it to her to make the duo feel better.)

Landi is doing science on Serah's breasts for maximizing charm skill.

They’re consoling a still-pretty-upset Dotti! Also because it’s still early, Sera is still in her nightclothes. Maybe Landi is too? If she wears different clothes at night?

>>1131996
>>1132004

Serah wanted to work on her alchemy, and she needed Landi's help, so this is the compromise they reached. Landi stays close for whenever Serah needs her, and Serah lets her practice magic that she would ABSOLUTELY NOT allow Landi to do anywhere other than the privacy of her bedroom.

It's fine, it's not like some random fairy is gonna barge in and see her magically-enhanced knockers.

>>1132011
Oh yeah, that’s right, Apricot accidentally cut Dotti with her sharp talons. Still going with >>1132003 but its more of an argument of what kind of formulas they should create to heal and/or sooth the Dotti

Ah. Well try not to panic. Its a lot to take in, but we need you to stand down right now. Whatever happened was long before our time.

4etyre 2026/09/15(Tue)06:17 No. 1132028 ID: 3d5d07
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>Ah. Well try not to panic. Its a lot to take in, but we need you to stand down right now. Whatever happened was long before our time.
It looks like the spirit has already calmed down: the creature is free, and neither of the ants seems possessed. Plus, your attempts to make something legible from the combined picture have served as a nice crash course. Now it has become way easier for you to see; you can even decide whose perspective you want to look from.

>Yes, I'm sorry. You're already dead. Your town was attacked a long time ago, I think. Our wielder came here to investigate this house because it's now a place of power. Likely the power is you.
>If you stop fighting us... well, I can't promise revenge since I have no way of knowing if the people who attacked your town are still alive. I'm also not sure if we can promise much regarding the actions of our wielder. I am fairly sure that we can find out what happened here, and maybe there are survivors. Maybe we can get you in touch with them.
— I… Yes, please…

The creature relaxes slightly after seeing the rest of its group free of the ghost’s control. It stops right before the remains and signals for ants to wait.
— So you've managed to calm the ghost down somehow. As it seems, it’s sentient, and it’s neither an elf nor one of their cultists. I was able to hear your words, but I have no idea what it was answering you: retell what you’ve got from it and ask it more questions so we could understand what it even is. Oh, and tell it I’m going to look at what’s inside that locket.

>>1132028
Roger that. The ghost said that some invaders had burned their lord in his own residence. The townsfolk saw a Venaiyan ship on the horizon at that time, and were hoping to hire mercenaries to fend off the invaders.
Before the ghost interrupted us, we were about to say that yes we can read the note. Can you not read it? Oh, what's your name? What are the names of the ants?

Spirit, can our wielder look inside your locket? Uh, he might not wait for us to relay the answer. Also, can you tell us more about what happened to your town? What was the town's name, who were the invaders, and can you remember the year that this happened? And what's your name?
Oh, there was a pot and a note in a chest buried outside your home, what's that about?

Uh, hey wielder, maybe chill out a second and wait to see if the ghost says it's ok; no need to re-upset the ghost by being rudely impatient

its possible opening the locket will release its soul, or otherwise dispel it. Please don't open it just yet.

Spirit is this locket yours? Can you tell us what it is?

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/09/14(Mon)22:26 No. 1132018 ID: 47e901
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A) There is no need for me to make any statement.

B) If it means so much to you, I will gladly make my statement to them.

C) I just wanted to do my job, I wasn't planning to start anything.

D) I do not wish for Dizelu to get into any more trouble.

>>1132018
B) She seems like a nice gal.

What was it that Chirpins said? Lie low and try to avoid strong winds?

While a lot of heroes may have been proud of the actions taken, other heroes besides her brother might not view our actions as good, and any friends or people close to Dizelu might not be too happy with our actions either. Giving a statement or speech will probably just put a target on Fluffy as the person to blame for those people who don’t agree with us, and those people might think we are just giving a statement for attention or glory.

A. Tell her you believe your actions has spoken louder than any words could, and will continue to try to do the right thing to the best of our abilities during your job as a quest delegator

A) you aren't a leader, just trying to do the right thing.
(also don't want to look too prideful in front of the humans)

A) Let's not get involved with this.

Either try a window if escape is still priority, but if the door is indeed budged shut from flood water then making your way to the rafters might be more prudent

Looks like you need to go up. See any ladders or stairs?

head to the next floor. find someone that looks resourceful to help with your escape

Simply walk through the door. It isn't there.

You have to join the crowd on the raised platform. It is the only way to escape the flood, since it is raised.

Will-O-Liquid 2026/09/14(Mon)09:00 No. 1132006 ID: fe0bf7
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Went with a punky bloody feathery leathery evily look. Is she wearing anything under those feathers? find out during the Pay-Per-view (maybe)

Will-O-Liquid 2026/09/14(Mon)09:08 No. 1132008 ID: fe0bf7
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But also, I was thinking before their match between Dama Alta (and then later Trisha and Jimmy), we can have Redcap wear one of those falcon hoods to keep her vision blind until Nacha removes it to have Redcap hunt her targeted prey.

No, she isn't going to wear it 24/7. This is more to make for a good reveal of her spooky new mask, raise intimidation, make it show more that Redcap is Nacha's servant, and make for a good show to the audience. She won't wear it all the time, just only when Nacha and Redcap make their entrances. Being a heel means putting on a good presentation!

>>1132006
Probably the best of the bunch. >>1132008 as an opener mask is solid, too, though I dunno how she'll see in that thing...

Nalthar 2026/09/15(Tue)00:04 No. 1132019 ID: bb0461
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sleek red leather and breakaway fur accents.
plus falcon hood but with concessions to visibility

OMNI 2026/09/15(Tue)01:10 No. 1132021 ID: 13a5d1
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zipper mask + black leather + matching fur accents + rippable fishnets

Silence 2026/09/09(Wed)14:38 No. 1131843 ID: 6d1406
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>>1131738
Unfortunately the Alien machine has pinged in yet, it's still on its mission. The thick walls of the caves are probably interfering with the signal.

>>1131744
It starts tracking, Tien opens fire with Frontline to let you get a chance at one of the missile racks with your own. Damage is minor but the heat can be felt from the plasma blaster.

You raise your new shield, built from the recovered tech of the Red Mask arm you grabbed.

Next action?

Overload the cannon with weapons fire. If you can destroy it in time, it'll take out the missile launcher. Don't waste time destroying the rest if it can't fight back, you're on the clock here.

Suggestion 2026/09/14(Mon)15:03 No. 1132009 ID: 6d1406
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>>1131845
The unit opens fire with missiles of its own, you think you have the pattern. Fires the plasma gun, and then while that cycles it fires missiles.

So devise a plan around that, and maybe you can figure out how to overload its turret unit and take it out.

Can you get on the turret while it faces away from you?
If you can blow the hatch open, you can likely take out the crew... Or should they surrender, order them out of the tank so you can blow it up.

When it fires its laser you can boost over it to get on its back

>>1131820
I want Maya to play Madness Interactive on the library computer
Surely her life will be better after playing Madness Interactive on the library computer
The change she wants might be closer if she plays Madness Interactive on the library computer

While you are at the library, why not look up books that might interest you (or have high ratings online) and borrow one to read?

Probably one that won't trigger negative thoughts, that won't be too long/exhausting to read in your spare time, or one that you can focus on when you want to just drown out negativity for a bit. It's also a form of change.

Any genre you like? Comedy? Sci-fi? Fantasy? Comics? Something else? You could ask the polite librarian or Swiss for a recommendation.

>>1131820
Okay Jayden needs to do the serious looking at the computer or i Maya will just get distracted by flashy games and doujins like a of a small chunky cute cat getting wrestled into chokeholds by dogs

On a completely unrelated note, does anyone else think Maya and Jayden should hold hands and kiss?

I feel dumb.

What happened to Maya's backpack? Does she still have it? was it left in the car or lost somewhere when she fell out of the car?

What will become of Jayden's car? Is he insured? Did he remember to grab his phone? Does he have any accumulated vacation days to deal with his loss of transport and whatever adventure he'll end up getting into with Maya? I the worse case scenario, could he sell his car for scrap and buy a used car? I don't remember what form of currency the animal people use, so I'll assume it's the dollar or pound, and that they haven't had to deal with inflation as of late, so at most Jayden might have to shill anywhere between 1-3k for a used car of good quality off of Craigslist or an online market?

Will Jayden recover all of his belongings from the interior of his car (glove box, trunk, center console, etc.)?

They're gonna end up married at this point.

Toxoglossa 2026/09/12(Sat)01:45 No. 1131933 ID: af30a8
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“Do you not want to fuck yourself too?” Kasey asks.

There’s a desperate squeak of pleasure as Gaybe manages to line himself up and sink into his original. The pair descend into frantic, gasping thrusts and slaps of fur against flesh.

“Not as much as those two. But, then again, you don’t need as much training: your disguise was pretty much spot on.” She leads the changeling over towards a mirror and takes up a position behind her: arms laced around her chest and waist, “I’m more interested in seeing what your glamour can do. How about you show off a bit for me?”

Heck yeah, fashion / what-if time!

Toxoglossa 2026/09/13(Sun)21:49 No. 1131991 ID: af30a8
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“Okay, you two ready?” Caleb asks, his eyes closed and head tilted back. He paws blindly at the two Kols; each bent over the bed and positioned side by side.

“Yeah~” both boyfriends reply, waving their rears.

The selkie’s ear perks up as he listens to each voice. Picking the one he thinks sounded more eager, Caleb lines himself up and drives his cock into his fiancé’s tight tail-hole.

“Ah~!”

The sailor chuckles and asks,”Well, how’d I do?”

“Ah~ fuck! G-good guess!” Kol gasps.

“Heh heh heh, I knew it.” Caleb gives the mouse a couple good, deep thrusts as a reward, letting his balls slap against Kol’s thighs each time. He tells the changeling, “You was close but you’re pitching your voice too low: Kol’s voice is a softer than you’d expect. See?” The selkie slams his hips against Kol’s ass again, eliciting another cock-drunk moan from the mouse. “Alright, switch yourselves around, we’ll try again.”

Caleb playimg 'pin the cock in the mousehole'.

Girls: Ask about how to be 'pretty' when you grow up. Especially up there.

All the kids obnoxiously ask if they're gonna get another sibling soon because Ma's got a big belly. (The answer is no because she's just a little chonky. But it does remind her to be more careful when having fun times with husband because there's no way she can handle 5 kids!)

Talk about spooky stuff in the woods!

>>1131977
They've hired baby sitters in the past I think. Who knows! They just might go for a fifth child, or even a sixth.

> Ask if Vikta is adopted (insist he is)

If you can't imply that your sibling is adopted cause they look slightly different then what are you doing as a kid?

Guys, could you try to not violate the fourth wall so voraciously with real world concepts that don't fit the setting?


>...this thing is pathetic. In a sad way I mean
>...like a stupid sad little idiot.

Harsh judgement. Do you have expectations for animated skeletons? By nature they are already a sad existence, so I don't understand why you would think less of someone in this condition being depressed.

You got good information on the main room and adjacents. It should be enough for Eve and Mina to get down to set a defensible position. Doesn't even need to be the end of your scouting, they could stay somewhere you could run towards if something start chasing you.
That is assuming you don't want to lure skeletons for rock throwing from your friends. I still think doing this would be efficient but would also alert Shi'zen.

How I think this should go:
Inform the girls of what you found, in particular the animated skeleton in the corner. They also need to know about Roderick's body because if Mina freak out it's better that she does so up there than down here. Also inform them about Shi'zen smell (my earlier speculation about her leaving was wrong).
Once they understand the situation you can call them down here for backup in case you need. I think they could have a good sigh of the room and the trapdoor skeleton door if they stay near the left brazier. But of course this is a suggestion so maybe they will have a better plan or prefer the stone throwing idea.
With a fallback position stablished I thing you should take a look at the prison and maybe the room with the smoking reptilian lady.

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>>1131486
Honestly the jail room has trap written all over it.
And given the types of fucked up magical traps in this place (let's not forget the SUPER curse you got) I'd say don't even risk LOOKING in there until you have other people with you.

Also since it's been brought up. The harmonica seems to have the symbol of Our Boss(I guess?) on it. I know it's his symbol cause that's the same symbol that appeared when you detected magic on Vax.

Not exactly sure what it implies that two of these eldritch gods seemed to have some form of influence over this area at some point in time but it should definitely be noted.

>>1131485
*gaaaaaasp*
How very dare you malign that skeletons precious harmonica.

>>1131486

Bring your friends down.
Leave it much longer and theyll get itchy paws and come down looking for you.
We'll prep them to be quiet and pass on the details.
Youre not alone any more.
And even though i think you could take the skelemajigs, its time to practice not taking the world on solo.

Also, looking bold and adventurous slinky.
Youre carrying yourself with more confidence.

>>1131503
I try to make my stuff as in context as possible and try to make my rants grounded in the needs of the person, it was another that went a bit crazy about science and crap, ugh. -Fox

Also agree with the others on bringing the friends down. And that they are friends!

Thinking it's a good idea to bring in the others now.

Let's eat. She's got a wallet, right?

Call Avery, arrange to visit a diner or fast food place. Avery or Nameless Mouse can foot the bill.

Proceed to eat while Nameless Mouse details what IT Or SOMETHING was.

Then visit the woods shop (are they coworkers?).

>>1131867
Yes.
Tell her the weird shit detectorist thatnis riley needs fuel to work!
Feed me seymour!
Actually...
What is your name lil adorable mousey mouse?

Imply you have a HUNGER that must be SATED to hunt ghosts in the presence of a rodent.

Speaking of rodents, Debra is an OCCULT RAT, but this is a NAMELESS MOUSE. With our guidance, she may yet EVOLVE into her SUPERNATURAL RODENT form.

Also don't forget about the Sheriff Murphy's Party today, which you aren't invited to.

(1/2) kpwlt 2026/09/03(Thu)13:30 No. 1131606 ID: 127310
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>The blue and red readings are probably Miller and Mary.

Sam would tend to agree.

>That symbol to the north, is it related to the feather?
>and are we sensing, a house?

Sam recognises this symbol from a few places before. She does not recognise it as meaning anything in particular. She vaguely remembers it as appearing under or in what may have been a drawing of a well, next to a skull and crossbones.

It’s more like a wide arrow containing the symbol than a house. But Sam supposed she could be sensing a sort of ‘abode’ of whatever is meant by the five pointed symbol, in an abstract sense.

>Are they draining Will? Or are they fueling the containment?

Sam doesn’t know for sure, but she has heard tales of certain techniques and rituals used by particularly cunning mystics to hold dungeon doors closed with the prisoner’s very own force of Will. If these stories are true, then it wouldn’t be the most outlandish thing to expand such a concept to a machine.

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(2/2) kpwlt 2026/09/03(Thu)13:30 No. 1131607 ID: 127310
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Sam and the group return to Miller and Mary. Mary regards them with an expression halfway between a grimace and a grin.

MARY: “Done.. already?”

SIMONE: “Awh, sorry Mary. Not yet.”

UBERTO: ”We just wanted to know if there was anything else you could tell us about Hella.”

MARY: “She replaced.. Quartermaster, Koroviev. After WOLAND pulled out of the Well. To defend assets here.”

MILLER: “I have heard that she is capable of a great many things.”

MARY: “Hah. Well, I think.. She’s a one- trick pony. Just to put on a show to. Scare away intruders. Her real power… was sent in a letter. Watch for that dark power, don’t get burnt. And you’re golden.”

MILLER: “But look at what she’s done to you! Clearly, her one trick is effective.”

MARY: “Hmmph.”

Hella always appears in the same spot eh? So we have our ambush spot.

Now could we rig the collector's cell to release her exactly when we want. It sounds like we wouldn't want her loose until Hella arrives

>Something to match her Will.

A really high self-esteem! Group hug!

Oh, also, we should probably inscribe Umberto's sword with some powerful script before tricking Hella to show up and ganging up on her.

If it's always exactly the same spot, could we put a trap in that spot? Like, a snare trap? We've got trees around, so if we have access to rope or vine we could put tension on a branch to snap back when she teleports in and snag her.

Yeah? Tell me about them. Surely you have one fond memory or story to share about them? Sounds like somewhere inside ya, you cared enough about'em.

dunno man, kids are more perceptive than you think. And well, they're young. Those mistakes, that as an adult you knew weren't that big, to a kid they're formative experiences.

People learn by making mistakes. If you show them love the best you can, they will pick up on that. They will remember the nice things you did for them.

Takes a village to raise a child. The elites intentionally set a standard of two. It's not enough. They grow up stunted or twisted.

You are talking crazy, man.

Kids winge a lot, yes, even into adulthood,but you that doesn't mean they don't like you.
Why don't you text your daughter right now, tell her you love her and send well wishes.

Come on, right now. Do it. I dare you.
Even if she answers something mean, you'll feel way better than if you hadn't said hi.

Buckwheat 2026/09/09(Wed)22:58 No. 1131850 ID: ac2578
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>You should ask Malcolm how to tell the difference between wine stains and something else.
Oh you’re sure you know what kind of stains will be on those clothes without Malcolm’s help.
>veggies, cheap
You head over to the farmer Marten’s stall.

Marten: “Bit late today Eugene. Almost sold out of your regular purchases here.”

You sigh in relief, asking if he’s saved any broccoli or spinach for you. His nose twitches with disgust.

Marten: “Whole square’s been hounding me for it. The appeal of such foul greens is beyond me. Rather a nice farm chicken or a wild jay myself. Surely there’s more you feed on than this Eugene?”

You explain that every species has different needs to sustain themselves, but no. Another farm sources the more meaty meals for dinner. The Hatchet’s farm is a bit more specialized- Oh…seems from that scowl you’ve offended Marten.

Marten: “You lubber-hammering striped stain! After all the Bushlows do to provide for you. To have such gall as to turn your nose in disgust at us.”

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Spinach and corn seem reasonable. You can shuckle the corn after sundown if need be, or just roast it. The peach is pricy but you might be able to make peach-scented soap, or make her majestys clothes smell peachy.

can't beat that value on the corn

You can ask if he wants any soap in trade I suppose, but if spinach anc broccoli are your favorites and the broccoli is marked up, time for spinch.

If he's being weird about it, I suppose we can keep an ear out for any other news and rumors about the Hatchets and Bushlows

Of course spinach and corn!
It's efficient and delicious!

Now enough dilli-dallying, time to coordinate with the royal tailor to perfectly clean this royal dress!

>>1131855
Mel, what was your planet called, again?

Let's check out the warehouses. Might be some usable materials!

check the warehouses and other dock buildings. Anything that has been exposed to the weather is probably a wreck at this point but something that has been stored might still be in something approaching good condition.

Also do we have any way to cook back at camp? Those weeds might actually be useful if we could actually turn it into bread. As for how, I'd honestly be more surprised if Galena didn't know who to make flour and bake bread.

>>1131855
Anything inside might be more shielded from the elements. If there's a workshop maybe there are some partially finished boats we can patch up.

>>1131862
Thisvplants with tge fruit.
Grow near the caustic water...
Produce acidic sour fruit..
If planted near clearer water, they might produce something neutral.
Moreover, they may be a way of filtering pollutants from water.

>>1131899
Good points.

>>1131862
Well, we'd at least need to complete the mill, first, presumably. Unless we wanted to grind flour by hand, anyway. Still a potential long-term goal, though.

>>1131875
B. Heck, it doesn't even have to be a knife. Just threaten to do horrible things to the human's body. You only have to touch them and you can fully modify them, after all. ...don't be surprised if this turns into a form of bribery.

>>1131876
D

>>1131877
uh
none of these are going to work, are they.
How about J, while becoming too big to get sucked up by whatever that thing is.

A) is nicer than B) and less 'The Thing'. Was 'The Thing' made in this timeline?

C) Ask them if they have any form of body dysmorphia or bodily they'd like permanently cured to their wishes (in a non-jerk genie way). I.e. bribe them with body modding.

D) If anyone asks, you're just someone with dwarfism and/or the standard uniform doesn't fit you. Or 'you have a condition'.

E) Are you light enough to ride the drone(s)? If yes, ride them majestically to freedom (or just hide on top of one while Guy pretends its for safely scouting for slime).

K) Sultry is clearly the way to go.

L) Maximum puppy dog eyes. Make them feel sad about capturing you.

M) Gamer enthusiast mode. Ask them about the powerups.

>>1131877
M) Become Kirby shaped. Poyo!

A
D
K

AFL... heheh.

>>1131723
Yup taste test is the only way to be sure

>>1131704
I believe we have erred.

Apologize to the Boob Priestess for thinking she was a fake. There's no doubt that such a bountiful set of boobs are the real thing. What's it like for her, carrying such a heavy burden?

We could still do lewd things if she wants. Or does she have another quest for us? We've got a request from the Dick Priest for her. Does she know him?

She seems to be a natural sub. We can use this! Boob-carry her to the Dick Shrine and wedge Dick Priest in between!

"No time to explain, we need your help for a HOLY QUEST!"

Also, be gentle with those snipples. Give em a smooch.

>>1131778
Yes.
Apologise and intoduce yourself with a dramatically jiggly pose.

Those might still be a trick, an illusion! Confirm they're real by suckling on some mythical snilk (snake milk). You might get a powerup!

...or those are venom sacs and you get poisoned. 50-50 worth it.

>>1131697

Are you still 'invisible' inside of someone's mind, or can they now actually see and properly interact with you? Might want to go incognito (act like a beach enjoyer, tourist, beach prop or one of those people who serve fancy drinks to rich people at beaches).

>>1131701
>>1131712

If we spook/scare them too much, they'll be startled awake and we'll get ejected! We also don't know if they can manually eject us via lucid dreaming or such.

Looks like they're having a dream about being royal, rich or otherwise luxuriously pampered instead of working a day job (relatable). We can work with this if we play along!

Pretend to be a personal butler/servant, someone who needs their password/code authorization, or the code signed on a document so they can finalize an order for something ridiculously luxurious, expensive or enjoyable. Getting them 'drunk' might also help.

"Monsieur, we have ordered the champagnie fountain, super-yacht, solid gold statue and Japanese-style hot spring full of 'amorous masseurs' as per yesterdays request. We just need your five-digit code to finalize the purchase and they will arrive within ze hour."

If the manager starts to suspect you're not supposed to be here, you could lie that you were supposed to be a nightmare where all the data on their computer gets deleted, but that it's your first day on the job and couldn't get past their genius password. Maybe they'll pity you.

Potential disguise: Ghost Writer, seeking to write a biography of this no doubt interesting person.

If they do figure out that you are trespassing perform a drop kick on the angry individual.