Of course spinach and corn!
It's efficient and delicious!

Now enough dilli-dallying, time to coordinate with the royal tailor to perfectly clean this royal dress!

1/2 Buckwheat 2026/10/15(Thu)17:00 No. 1133021 ID: da477c
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>Spinach and corn seem reasonable.
>can't beat that value on the corn
>Of course spinach and corn!
You grumble a bit to yourself. Alas, you’ll have to do without broccoli tonight. Pointing at the corn and spinach, you pull out a gold coin and ask if Marten if he minds breaking change.

Marten: “Oh so well off he can’t even carry around enough copper. Maybe I should just charge you a full piece of gold if that’s the case.”

>If he's being weird about it, I suppose we can keep an ear out for any other news and rumors about the Hatchets and Bushlows
It seems you will. You scoff and the absurdity of this. You’ve done no wrong to him and this nonsense is making you consider talking with the head of the Bushlows about it.

Marten: “Ah by all means, feel free ta. Take your food and change, and run off.”

You grumble and gathering everything up. You’ll be sure to discuss this matter with Mister Bushlow later on. For now though, you must rush over to Malcolm’s shop!

2/2 Buckwheat 2026/10/15(Thu)17:00 No. 1133022 ID: da477c
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As you enter his shop, the pungent odor of raw fish fills the room. It’s bad enough to make you cough and gag a bit.

Malcolm: “Ah just in time Eugene! Hurry over to the wash tub and get cleaning. The otter knight’s just put in a huge order for shark attractant! Those gluttonous sardine cans dare to tempt fate and bring home a most dangerous meal.”

Your muzzle scrunches up in disgust, forcing you to cover your nose even! You ask Malcolm how he can stand such a foul scent permeating through the shop.

Malcolm: “You get used to it with time. Now quit the bellyaching and start scrubbing those vials as we agreed. Surely this isn’t more vile than your own spray?”

You try to joke, saying your spray is a smell you’ve gotten used to over time as well. You then ask if the stain remover has been taken care of?

Malcolm: “Eugene, of course I took care of your stain remover. You did pay for top priority after all. Now enough flapping of the gums. I need those vials cleaned, all of them!”

You sigh and turn around. Looking at the pile of dirty vials, it dawns upon you that this might not be a simple quick wash, rinse, and dry. There’s a massive pile them! It’s going to be quite the time investment to handle this job.

Do you:

>Back out of the deal and apologize, let Malcolm keep your full payment for top priority
>Apologize and offer to help wash about half of them, explain time is short.
>Steel yourself and conquer the mountain of dirty glass! No garment nor glass will be spared the wrath of your sudsy cleaning skills
>Offer to prepare the fish instead and put Malcolm on cleaning duty instead
>Something else?

Something Else: Ask to borrow their vial holders. Fill the tub with soapy water and carefully dunk the vials in batches using their vial holders. Fashion a sponge-on-a-stick to give the interiors an extra do-over.

Perhaps you will be inspired to create a tool for such washing, or a machine even.

Also, get a clothes pin for your assaulted nostrils.

>>1133023
that could work

but if not then just do the job right

Panda 2026/10/13(Tue)23:15 No. 1132972 ID: 5e447d
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The route takes you through the gas station on the main road. It's a short path but it's taken a little longer than expected because of how wet everything is.
The walk is silent until you ask for her name.

"Mmm... Mina." She responds after a delay.

"So Mina, are you hungry? I'm hungry. How about breakfast?" Nice. Slipped it right in there.

"It's after noon. I don't think you can eat breakfast after noon."

"Okay then, lunch. Do you wanna get lunch? I can't work on an empty stomach, consider it payment?"

Mina purses her lips and doesn't respond until your shoes hit asphalt.
"You can get whatever you want here. Wouldn't want to hunt ghosts on an empty stomach!"


Probably best to head inside before you get too wet, or worse a trucker tries to talk to you.

There is a payphone outside you can use to call Avery. It costs 50c.

Shane is still at school and won't be free until the afternoon, you can visit him then if you want.

Here's your opportunity to prove you have game. Riley. She told you her name and you're gonna have lunch together? That's practically second base. Time to do a little flirting so when you solve the case she'll tumble into your arms for a date and sloppy makeouts.

Heck yeah, unlimited food budget. This means we can afford the 50c fee to call Avery over for lunch, and make this a three-way discussion on what Mina saw while in a cozy, safe environment and comfort foods.

From there we form a three-person ghost/kidnapper hunting team.

Ask Mina if she knows of any Hollowers or is related to any Draculas. She certainly needs a badass stylish red coat/cloak as well if she's going to be your future sidekick, put that in the 'future investments' department.

>>1132981
This assumes Mina isn't already part of Debra's rodent polycule. In which case, orgy/threesome baby!

Gas station food, huh. They have any meat sticks? Some sort of packaged crap that would fill you up. Chips? No... granola bars? Protein bars, maybe? They don't have one of those hot dog warming racks, do they?

Regardless it's gas station food, so make sure you have some water to go with it!

1/5 Kumi 2026/10/15(Thu)21:01 No. 1133030 ID: 3f89df
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>>1107977

>He's just trying to figure you out, same as you're trying to figure him out. Looks like you've got similar professions.

>>1107983

>Don't really get the feeling he's trying to use you in a dangerous way though, but he is confident he could beat you in a fight if it came down to it.

Similar professions, huh? That makes sense. Considering how much he wishes to keep his secrets hidden, he'd be interested in politics, and he used to work for some sort of group, possibly Woodland, but if he’s friends with my political enemies, then that’d be a problem.

Maybe.. I mean, we have to see.. It’s politics after all, the only one you can trust is yourself. But if we do end up being different, it may be nice to keep him around. Having some true allies without intense connections to our state would be a boon.

Hah! Oh, you're funny! Did he say that? He’s the talker type, and those people constantly compensate for their lack of strength with their wit. Have you seen him? He’s a string bean! Sure, he might be taller and more flexible than I am, but those people suck up close, which is my specialty.

Maybe we should have a quick fight later so I can see if he’s just trying to look cool. I assure you I’ll kick his ass, though.

2/5 Kumi 2026/10/15(Thu)21:01 No. 1133031 ID: 3f89df
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>Also he thinks you're kinda chubby.

>>1108208

>He called you chubby.

C-chu-Chubby? Sorry, but that caught me a little off guard. Fat?? Chubby? I.. I look down at my gut. I wouldn’t say that I’m chubby. I mean, I’ve got a little bit of fat down there, but I take special attention to make sure I look well, I wouldn’t be wearing a Slit dress if it was highly visible and I mean..

Well… Even if it is.. It’s rations for the road, better you’ve got something for your gut to eat then not at all and-

Gosh darn it, did he tell you guys this just so I would blush? I feel the warmth rising to my face and-

GOSH DARNIT, Sam’s giving me an look, like he’s holding in an laugh, did I just get played like an fiddle?

3/5 Kumi 2026/10/15(Thu)21:01 No. 1133032 ID: 3f89df
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>>1107977

>as far as conversation topics it seems you're both interested in the politics of the region. you could compare notes

Well, I can most certainly try. I decided to ask him this directly.

] “I’ve noticed that you have a keen eye on the politics of mind telling me what you’ve found?”

Sam looks at me with a thing of initial shock, then.. Something deeper, more scanning.

“Are you referring to personal, or political?” He says in a way that someone gives an option between their wears in a marketplace.

“Why do you ask, Kumi? You should know by now that saying those kinds of things on the street can get you jumped you know.”

“I’m not afraid of a simple militia volunteer taking offense, besides; this kind of information could help us both.”

Sam looks up towards the clouds, scratching his chin in deep thought before turning back towards me with a toothy smile.
“Alright, but don’t expect much without paying for it.”

“I’d expect the same.” As I give a smirk back.

4/5 Kumi 2026/10/15(Thu)21:01 No. 1133033 ID: 3f89df
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“So, about the major players in Ashbrook: Eyriee, Marquise, Woodland, Underground Duchy? What’s your personal stance on them?”

Sam gives me a look as if he’s expecting something in return for what he’s about to say.

“Well.. Personally, I’d say that the Woodland is the most mortally right. Sure, they may be comprised of mostly denizens and lack initiative, but they do truly look at local issues and try the best they can to compromise on that subject.”

“Marquise, Mmm, they're pretty tricky; On one hand, quite tricky, they are the most stable, but it’s run by a multi-continent spanning empire that sees us as a means to an end.”

“Eyriee..” He looks at me with a curious glance, as if he’s expecting some sort of reaction for what he’s going to say.
“Eyriee are outdated, old, and still have the moral character of multiple rich posh nobles fighting over whether who get’s the biggest slice of cake, while having the privilege to eat cake.”
I wish to say something, but I keep my lib shut, he continues.

“And the Duchy? It’s not really a name I’ve heard of, besides some traders, and friends talk about them, but I’ve never met them in the flesh.”

“And you?”

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We nod, stopping right there, but we give each other smaller, more generalized snippets of information while on the road, hoping to inspire some semblance of curiosity in the other and extract it for future favors.

We eventually reach the inn where we once met. I quickly go to the innkeeper and finish renting my room; Sam does the same, and we both go into our separate rooms to prepare for exploring the town. I switched from my dress to another, less intense tunic, mainly to appear a bit less luxurious, and if I wish.. I can dance with it later.
Also I'd be better in case we get into any kind of trouble, as I step out of the inn and into the sun-light, It feels a bit nice to not have the expectations of political intrigue, so close to my mind, even if it’s for this evening.

Sam follows me closely to the side, before smiling, and saying with an joking edge:

“Allright, Oh Duchy Kumi of Rooflandia, you have won the grand prize of a detailed tour of your choice of location within bloom-heaven. led by yours, truly!”

“You sound like a jester, cut it out.”

“Yeah, but I can see the little smirk on your face, telling me that your enjoying this.”

My body betrays my mind it seems.

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creepy abandoned doll
also writing desk overlooking the town with a mysterious and ominous letter
and of course the unsettling statue under cloth

Who is who in the picture? Which is mask, square ears, and pointy ears?

Oh crap they're getting into the vicar's porn

>>1132944

Someone left a doll by that statue-looking thing. Also hey, a bunch of old trunks that are probably filled with weird old-people clothes!

Aytem, being Aytem, notices that covered up statue has breast shapes under the cloth.

Aytem investigate that statue.

Toxoglossa 2026/10/15(Thu)02:14 No. 1133019 ID: fc24be
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“Ah~ you’re… really heavy…”

Caleb chuckles as he rides his boyfriend’ clone. “Whats the matter? I thought you said you were strong?”

“Ah! Not… both of you on top of me strong!” Cole grunts, thrusting up into the sailor.

The selkie runs an affectionate claw along Kol’s jawline and asks, “How’s he doing, darling?”

“Mmm, honestly, I can hardly feel it~” Kol replies. He sprawls in Caleb’s lap as though it were a huge, comfortable leather chair; his fiancé’s thick cock lodged deep inside him. The mouse rocks back and forth teasingly, feeling the girth inside him shift around and grind against his walls. He keeps himself hilted balls-deep: relying entirely on his doppelgänger to bounce him up off it.

"You hear that?" Caleb growls, "You better get to work if you expect either of us to get off!"

C'mon Cole, ain'tcha supposed to be a rhinoceros beetle!? they toss eachother around all the time!

(I ASSUME a Hercules beetle, but TECHNICALLY I can't tell)

>>1133020
Going by numbers, a typical Hercules Beetle can lift 30-100 times their weight. Meaning Cole might have some Delilah level super-strength if he goes all-out.

you can do it Cole!

>>1133019

Dig Deep Cole!!
Make BOTH those lovebirds cum hard!

(3/4) kpwlt 2026/10/14(Wed)13:57 No. 1132999 ID: 127310
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>Something to match her Will. A really high self-esteem! Group hug!

Sam is not big on hugs. Much less group hugs. She would hug Uberto if he would otherwise die, but she’d prefer to avoid being placed in that situation.

>Can you recall any tricks related to maximising one's Will in any given moment? There have to have been extensive studies on the matter

Sam is unfortunately not well versed in studies on Will, but has some rudimentary understanding of its relationship with the natural sciences. When exercised by entities such as the Crown, it behaves in a manner consistent with the relevant law or tradition. When exercised by individuals, its effects are maddeningly unpredictable. Some scientists have taken to calling it the ‘subjective force’, liable to distort the ‘objective’ physical forces if not accounted for. The only sure thing is that a greater number of people causes more distortion.

SAM: “Is there any way for us to increase our collective Will?”

UBERTO: ”Good idea, Sam. We should all stay close when Hella arrives. We can huddle together if she gives us too much trouble.”

MARY: “Mary always says she thinks of her family when things get tough. I usually try to picture my next hot meal. I think it helps.”

Sam thinks of her mother. Nothing happens. Perhaps she needs to be in imminent danger for it to work. Or, perhaps she should think of something else.

(4/4) kpwlt 2026/10/14(Wed)13:57 No. 1133000 ID: 127310
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Suddenly, the Jurist’s eye flashes a bright violet.

McGREGOR J: "Ah. It would appear that this place had been chanced upon some years ago by the previous Black Pheon Jurist, Justice Birdwood. Her obiter applies here. ‘One should not remain in the forest for any longer than necessary, lest it awake. Such would be disadvantageous.’”

UBERTO: ”Oh, has anybody been keeping track of time?”

SAM: “Awake?”

Suddenly, the group can feel tremors deep below their feet.

On the nearby trees, several curved eyes open and begin to flick over the four. Sam’s stomach drops.

>>1132997
Oh I forgot we had a bear trap. The snare trap might do ok if she can't teleport out of it.

>>1133000
This cipher is difficult. It doesn't seem to be vigenere since dcode can't autosolve it(but dcode says that's the most likely cipher!) and it's definitely not a simple substitution since quipqiup outputs garbage. Looks like there's a hint, but it's just (key)XVI. What does the 16 refer to? Who knows.

Well, despite the forest being awake, I think we should just continue with the ambush. If the forest attacks somehow then our foe will also have to defend herself, giving us more of an opening to take her down.

Oh here's the ciphertext to save time for anyone who wants to give it a shot: Z AZQLC CS UTUJ BPVFR CZYC BCGPXY HQGP KGI MI EWWF WGL EPYX GMI ZV LCCGPXY EPZVW HW MYE DBR BKBEP TSM LEJ GWJHPP RVFZ HSLGIC PZKSF GHB GMMC ETGS

well you can't back down now, can you?

>>1122857
That... kinda makes sense.
However, i suspect its considered degenerative because of the rarity. Not enough victins to fully understand and no real will to find a way to treat it. Also seems like a catch all phrase.

I have my suspicions but theyre irrelevent to this, so, back on the short terms goals and step by step thinking.
Ace pilot oken needs to be in that control room.
Time to move out.

Oken 2026/10/14(Wed)15:03 No. 1133002 ID: 0d1c28
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He's hiding stuff from me "degenerative?, degenerative how?

Fuze shifts uncomfortably "Well it's a little complicated, perhaps now isn't the best time to discuss it..."

He's not wrong, "Fine we'll talk later then, I need to get to the bridge."

Sout readies his rifle "Anything else you need before we go Oken?"

I think about it, is there anything else I need?

Degenerate battle frenzy I think that's laying waste to your enemies but you also take off your clothes.

Anyway what's in between you and the control room?

stimulants or something to keep you going

Tell Fuze if you die, you still want his babies, so get genetic engineering to cook something up.

E). shouldn't you like bobbie? she takes you seriously. there is no death she would order without gravity and the despair she experienced afterwards should show that she's a ruler that cares. also, you aren't special because you can kill easily. any guy with a knife can do that

E

>>1132990
E)One, how does this guy even know Bobbie ordered it dead? Two, can we bite this guy's finger? Once we do, we should go for his eyes.

Go for the eyes Ratislav, GO FOR THE EYES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8lLruVR2zQ

C) she had her reasons, she can do better

not like you

[Serious] Oh sure, ending a heroes guild leader would possibly help. Here's the problem though. We have no assurance you won't go to enemies of ours and offer them the chance to off one of us. Perhaps if you showed pragmatism we could have made a deal but you HAD to set up a sadistic choice where either way an ally of Bobbie dies. Deals with you now seem like a poison pill. Destructive to any foolish enough to be on your side. Good luck proving your "good intentions" now.

Well, worth a shot asking,

tell her you don't think it's an issue that can be solved, but right now your apartment is infested with fleas, and you can't afford to get pest control to fix it, so you've been staying at your girlfriend's, but right now, she's the patient at room 107. You don't really have a place to stay without getting attacked by fleas at the moment until she gets better, you hope.

(something I was thinking, since Kaari's apartment is infested with fleas, there could be a possibility that the fleas could spread to other apartments in the building. If it gets really bad, should the landlord take responsibility to fix this for their tenants?)

>>1132984
Not sure how infestations are handled in the US, but yeah, if there is a Typhus-causing bug infestation in the building, the landlord might have to flat out fumigate the place. This would mean Kaari has no apartment until the infestation is cleared, though.

There's also the fact that the flea infestation was directly caused by the water being shut off, which is either the fault of the landlord (i.e. they can't blame Kaari for being unable to do basic hygiene), or the water company doing it on their own without the landlords input (which is probably something they can bitch about to the water company instead of Kaari).

There's also the third conspiratorial possibility of the criminals having access to the water valves somehow, and Kaari's lack of water is purposeful sabotage rather than the landlord or water company's doing.

Either way, worth asking a professional about the process / how a biohazard apartment is generally handled, legally or otherwise.

Also worth asking how transmissive they are (in case they start to infest Lana's apartment).

Asking about preventative measures maybe. Of the 'I don't have much money' and 'I don't have access to water' kind?

Ask for flea suit of your own

No thanks I'm good Doctor Flesh!

2/2 Nalthar 2026/10/12(Mon)02:43 No. 1132893 ID: bb0461
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The walk has taken you to the front of the manor, and then back as Brother Juan leads you to visit the princess.

As you get about halfway down the faux park path the three of you notice a spy glass descending directly ahead of you.

"mmm looks like we're up" Juan looks around. He spots movement behind the line of trees and lets out a sharp hiss. "Ah shhhhit. Trouble. Don't scorn her or she'll set Pietro on you."

The spy glass halt a foot above the floor, getting a good view of you as a dangling figure slinks out of the trees. With a tinkling of a hundred coins the stoat dancer twiddles her fingers at you. An embarrassing falsetto drifts down from above "mmmmhmmm, such a rugged wounded warrior. Won't you come away with me, that I may give you succor?"

seems legit

Welp, now we know that the master is a weird pervert or just what kind of books they're inspired by.

Clearly this Stoat is meant to be a femme fatale that 'seduces' you. So how do we deal with this?

1) We fully play along the 'seduction' act and suffer the indignity/horror of pretending to have romantic feelings for a cadaver, or otherwise having a 'romance subplot' with them. Which could lead into further trouble if Pietro or another one of her 'lovers' catches you flirting. Probably the worst play.

2) We continue being a chivalrous/non-adulterous gentleman towards their sultry advances. Maybe play at being utterly clueless on her flirting (seem utterly naive or dumb about it), being religious (marriage only), preferring mice, or be reluctant to her praises but ultimately/dramatically (ham up the act) insisting on your heart being already claimed by another. This risks pissing her off anyway of course if she is a plain bitch, or she might be 'inspired' by your faithfulness.

3) Lisel intervenes and claims you as her lover 'officially'. Ideally you two being romance partners (in act or otherwise) should be kept a secret (if it wasn't deduced already), otherwise Lisel gets a target painted on her back. But it might be the best way to fend off a 'sultry dame' if your actual beloved is here to help play at your chivalry, and Lisel plays up her feminine charm / femme fatale traits herself. Maybe even pretend she is the one who has you hopelessly smitten / on a leash.

Whatever you do, you can't call her out as a harlot or similar insults, or reject her bluntly/rudely. Well, maybe Lisel can (ladies tend to fight with words sharper than swords), but its risky. Maintain respect and appreciate her... Beauty.

Try playing oblivious for a bit and see how that goes. Then maybe try humility and flattery, saying how you're not worthy of the affections of such a beautiful maiden. Regardless it's quite clear you're not up to any physical action so she'll probably only want kisses anyway. That's worth doing for safety's sake if it comes to it.

This is so messed up on so many levels. Play dumb like you do not get that she is sending you signals—the whole plausible deniability tactic.

yeah you know the cards are part of a puzzle

If we're already wearing a helmet, might as well put on the vest/clothes on the clothes rack for the full disguise/employee look, or check if there's key items hidden in the pockets.

Can you inspect and rotate the note, or other items, to check the backside, like in the Denizen Malevolent games?

Did our protagonist start with any items already in our inventory?

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

Twist 2026/10/14(Wed)00:17 No. 1132974 ID: f69ece
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(1/3)

> Observe the bear.

You could keep climbing, but you wait where you are for a few more moments, waiting to observe the bear.

One of the featureless figures breaks from the crowd, approaching the bear without fear. You hear no conversation, see no sign of any information being exchanged between the two, but the figure holds out its hands, expectant.

Twist 2026/10/14(Wed)00:17 No. 1132975 ID: f69ece
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(2/3)

The bear drops something into the figure's hands and steps back, beckoning them to the raised platform, and the massive set of scales behind it.

Twist 2026/10/14(Wed)00:17 No. 1132976 ID: f69ece
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(3/3)

From where you're watching, you can just barely see into the scale's pans as the figure approaches one of them. The pan on the right is full, smooth river rocks piled haphazardly in the center. The lefthand pan is sadly empty in comparison, a scant few stones scattered in the bottom.

The figure adds their stone to the growing pile on the right.

You feel a drop of water hit your cheek as the roof begins to leak.

It looks like this is a form of symbolism.
A few hard-working, tenacious people are worth as much as all the nobodies of the world put together.

Time to follow by example; approach the bear, accept the peeble, and put it on the scale that best suits you.

Also, is the vest the bear is wearing reminding of anyone or anything you have seen before?

looks like time's up. should put a stone on the left side to be contrarian

Compliment Mister Depressed on how good he looks with the brushing and the bow! Positive reinforcement will work wonders!

We gotta get inside Jason’s head. Recreate the pictures and see if she can get any readings from Danny’s or Bookie’s auras, even if it’s third-hand!

Dramatically present all the evidence (including the hunk poster and the bara livestream) and go into a Sherlock/Watson discussion on the case with the Psychic (she can be Sherlock).

Mr. Depressed can act as the 'unbiased third party with common sense', Occams Razor, or 'innocent child who doesn't know much but makes a very good point' to stop things going off the rails.

Ask if Mr. Depressed has/prefers a new name, as they're hopefully no longer depressed and could use a nicer sounding one.

Boo don't be rude! Apologize for interrupting her feast and then show everything that you gathered.

First, have a short conversation with Miss Syven. Ask how things are for her, how she is getting along with her new friend, and then present all your evidence.

Ask what flavor of cereal she is eating.

Also, inspect funny video.

3. and you Must wear your most professional outfit

3

3. The code being 'only prudish Victorian Era outfits'. The kind of place where people faint from naked ankles, let alone your outfit. And the vampires/clients are all old-timey looking vampires.

2, Just because I refuse to give into peer pressure.

>>1132932
2. Gentleman's Club. I suspect that a "gentleman's club" really means a classy strip club, and I want to find classy gentlemen to strip for us.

Half axe + Half axe + Something to stick them together = 1 worn axe.

All part of the plan.

Grem spirit is as broken as this axe
fix Grem like we would fix axe
sticky sap or tar will stick it together
so Grem should eat sap

>>1132916
Yes, maybe sap will help things? As glue if not as food. You're pretty near the goal; you have a worn axe, it just needs to be fixed.

>>1132910
Get strip of cloth -> soak in pine sap -> wrap around broken axe handle

This is so sad. Have a good cry, wash your face if you can, but don't give up yet.
If you can remove the wood from the top part of the axe, you might be able to attach the head to the bottom part.

The typical diet of an apex avian usually includes eggs. Maybe... she reacts as if you asked for a latte with ****** milk I mean ****** milk I mean ****** milk I mean

>You're kind of stupid aren't ya?
lolol. I guess ask what you're missing.

what do you think your kids would look like between you and her?

sharing an egg is probably either a taboo or romantically significant in bird culture, so she's either mad because you said something really rude, or she's mad because she has a mad crush on you

>>1132884
>"Human kid. You're kind of stupid aren't ya?"

Ok directly ask wtf they mean by this

why are they being so cagey?! they seem awful quick to want to escape. did they know the squirrel? are they covering for her? are they in... CAHOOTS?!
say something like "you seem awful nervous about that squirrel specifically. do you know her? she was recording my teacher assaulting me. did you know assault is a CRIME?? she has evidence of CRIMES!! against ME! do you see this black eye? that's the crime!!"
it's ok if it's a lie. just lie. pressure them!!

SQUISH THEMMMM!!! Interrogation kneading will reveal all

oooh was this bear also looking up your school?

>>1132777
Anything!
Anything they remember would be helpful

You have to lie Maya! Tell her you saw what she was doing on the computer, bluff about blackmail, say something that makes her think she can't just run away from you, because I know you aren't going to have the balls to restrain her physically! Things would be going so much better if she was afraid of you.

Stamp your foot down on his chest to hold him down, and tear off his pants.

Grimothy 2026/10/11(Sun)17:44 No. 1132874 ID: 0d1c28
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Grimothy steps on Rodrick, then grabs his pants and pulls
Rodrick grasps about ineffectually.

Wear pants on head to restore HP.

Deliver a coup de grâce and finish him off!

>>1132896
This!

>>1132819
I’m for testing the lens on Tina, since we (kind of) know her. Testing the lens on randoms has gotten us in plenty of trouble as is. No need to tempt fate! So if we’re not using it on Tina, better to save it.

Unleash your inner frat pervert and snap a picture of her X-Rayed breasts

2) test it while on the date, there'll be plenty more ppl to choose from

>>1132817
It is professionally dilligent to check all your equipment is on working order so...
Stare professionally

Still voting 2, but if we absolutely have to use it to test if it works, do it only on Tina.

Do we get to do a 'scan' of the desert before we choose our summoner, or are we going fully blomd?

Between novice and expert, considerations. Novices are weaker, easier to manipulate, and much more open to experimentation/risks (of the sorcerous and debaucherous type, if debauchery helps you directly), but are also likely to need infernus ex machinas, luck or guidance to win over someone with more experience/power. They're also unpredictable wildcards, but that's not strictly a bad thing. A rough start and weak initially, but massive potential for powerscaling or breaking the system. And very much a lottery.

The experienced meanwhile, while having a good and stable start and capable of performing EXTREME acts of power or debauchery, will be more restrained, harder to manipulate and less likely to take risks, chances, or 'waste time' on debauchery. They'd likely be a 'practical but boring' stick in the mud and fight you on every step. Or they might get a sudden power trip and get offed in a moment of weakness/stupidity.

So overall the novice likely fits the role better if we want WILDCARD FUN. More risks and things opponents won't see coming or dare try. More open to corruption or advice. Biggest risks are an early death, or being hesitant to engage in extremes.

>>1132814
*Fully blind, even. How much info can we get off the bat to let this summoner 'cheat' with? Just what he knows, or do we get a wider scope of the world?

Secondary question, what does our summoner NEED (not want) to succeed at our ultimate goal? Raw power? Knowledge? Ability to 'exploit' the world and status quo?

And which of those three are we best suited to provide (or bluff, if we have to compromise)?

this one seems fun

>>1132796
You honor us, many-tongued Ho'kaoko, with your mastery of carnal arts. Quite an elegant body you've formed, and so expertly wielded! And should you ever present to us your manhood as well, or whatever other genders you wish, it would be a most welcome sight indeed.

>>1132798
Poor Rakathel, bound by law and necessity to be used by those above him, powerless to save others from crueler fates at the hands of Akamak, all in the hopes that those he cares for will have a better life. Little wonder that his thoughts invited Aphannit, trader of need and desire. How sweet it would be to grant his weary soul a bit of relief, to be the means by which he indulges his own desires for a change... But he's not the one we came here for, is he?

I advise you to seek a weak and inexperienced summoner to give us more flexibility in how we approach our goal. We came here to pilfer Akamak's magical cornucopia, and while a stronger summoner could grant you more power, it would be quite troublesome if their goals don't align with ours. Better to be bound by someone you can work around.