Something must die... not somebody eh? How about killing a person's fears? Plus he didn't say a thing *here* had to die. Joke that he should kill Dredge. Oh better yet kill that 3rd heroes guild leader who's anti-Bobbie. Or "With strange aeons even death may die"

E) let's try to speak his language.

Absurdity DeVoid 2026/10/08(Thu)20:02 No. 1132735 ID: 4d139a
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A) Humorous

B) Romantic

C) Suspenseful

D) Optimistic

E) Pessimistic

F) Serious

>>1132735
A) Super handsome and cool looking?

F
Deadpan yes.

Time for the stocks of Grem to rise. With this brilliant business plan soon Grem will rule the world!

Kakroon 2026/10/08(Thu)21:16 No. 1132738 ID: 681cb5
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>Time for the stocks of Grem to rise. With this brilliant business plan soon Grem will rule the world!
Grem invested all stonks in Moss! Grem going to sun, which is even bigger than moon! Sadly, Grem then ate the moss and now Grem bankrupt. That is just how the free market works.

>Hmm. Maybe we can find an old axe rather than waiting for one to come to us. Maybe go to the woods and look for someone to trade with?
But who to trade with? Human not trade with Kobold. Gnoll only take and not give. Kobold have no axe. Grem need plan…
>Important step for being a magic guy, disguise! Grem needs a disguise like some kind of mossy forest spirit so they can go to where the Gnolls are using axes to trade new for old.
Perfect! Grem fool Gnolls that Grem not Grem the Kobold but Grem the forest creature! Grem is genius!

Gnoll 1: “Brah! Your axe sucks balls!”
Gnoll 2: “My axe is vintage, brah! A real Alpha axe, brah!”
Gnoll 1: “Brah, your axe is falling apart! Brah, no Alpha would have a broken axe.”
Gnoll 2: “That’s just what a Beta would say, brah.”
Gnoll 1 & 2: “Brah! Brah brah brah? BRAH!”

Kakroon 2026/10/08(Thu)21:16 No. 1132739 ID: 681cb5
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GREM: “Behold! Grem the Spirit comes to you with a-”
Gnoll 1: “Brah, Is that one of those dork Kobolds?”
Gnoll 2: “It looks like a nerd Kobold, brah.”
GREM: “No, no, Grem is forest spirit-”
Gnoll 1: “Brah, it got a new axe.”
Gnoll 2: “Let’s kick their ass and take it, brah!”
GREM: “Wait, don’t kick Grem’s behind or-”
Gnoll 1: “WOO! ASS KICKING TIME!”
Gnoll 2: “LET’S FRICKING GO!”

Kakroon 2026/10/08(Thu)21:16 No. 1132740 ID: 681cb5
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[Sounds of a poor kobold getting their ass kicked by two Gnolls]

Kakroon 2026/10/08(Thu)21:16 No. 1132741 ID: 681cb5
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Ow… Grems plan failed. Grem lost axe and Grem got beat up. They even stole Grem’s shinies, the fiends! Now Grem have no axe at all!

Gnoll 1: “Thanks for the axe, dork!”
Gnoll 2: “Later Nerd!”

Grems everything hurts.

Current Grem pocket stuff:
No Axe (Axe stolen)
Rock friend
Moss
lint
0 shiny (All shinys gone! Forever!)

Twist 2026/10/08(Thu)19:36 No. 1132730 ID: f69ece
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(2/5)

You blink hard and shake your head, but you know it won't change anything.

Still, you haul yourself up by what space you can find on the windowsill, and try to start climbing your way up.

Twist 2026/10/08(Thu)19:36 No. 1132731 ID: f69ece
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(3/5)

Something catches your eye.

From where you are now, just slightly above the crowd, you catch a glimpse of the raised platform.

Twist 2026/10/08(Thu)19:36 No. 1132732 ID: f69ece
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(4/5)

Twist 2026/10/08(Thu)19:36 No. 1132733 ID: f69ece
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(5/5)

……

Is that a fucking bear?

Keep climbing into the rafters. Keep an eye on the bear to see what it does. Maybe it's a dancing bear?

LW 2026/10/08(Thu)01:59 No. 1132720 ID: 0d1c28
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Porala takes her land dwelling companions into the cave.

they all crawl onto the rocks of the cool and damp cave
"it's even colder out of the water." Iolantha moans

The elves huddle together but not much warmth is gained.

the cave seems to extend further on.

>>1132720
So believe it or not but stripping naked and cuddling is actually a survival action right now.

>>1132721
It’s true. Get some rest.

Lesbian Sex would generate heat...

sodden clothes keep you wet longer. even if you don't huddle together you should shed as much as you can, if you're going to rest here

Check the list of followers, then try and log in as them! Or try logging in as Bookie? Followers can still see private accounts! Odds are at least one of them set their password to password and also doesn’t have 2fa?

There is a strange conspiracy happening in this building. So let's give all the conspirators a big scare by getting to the bottom of this secret and revealing it to the world.

>>1132717
YEAH PUT ON YOUR SLEUTHING CAP

Some1, who could that be? their identity could blow this case wide open

>>1132724

Don't forget to create a little magnifying glass out of your spectral powers and use it to look for clues.

Brett 2026/10/07(Wed)02:48 No. 1132688 ID: 0d1c28
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There is no response

Brett: "...Guys?"

Brett walks towards the doorway it is empty

*Thump*
*Thump*
*Thump*

the source of the thumping is unclear, it may merely be party of the soundtrack

Time for the SINGING CHOPS of one of the stars! Music budget is here!

brett enters. the thumping stops abruptly and there is nothing around. he sighs in relief only to turn and see THE KILLER

The killer slowly opens the door. Before Brett can react, someone from behind strangles him by the neck, strong enough to lift him up while the life chokes out of his eyes. But the killer doesn't let his partner take the frag, and does something...
brutal.

His friends are trying to scare him eh? fair due, he did get them earlier.
He isn't going down without a fight though. Brett slowly turns the knob and then bursts out.
the hallway is empty.

Breakdance across the staff room until it breaches!

Thry to clip through the wall.

is there fall damage in this game?

!vote right


Hey, this is pretty cool!

I donate four brackets that broke off from my window curtains and this clump of hair I found behind my bed to the stream! puts said items on the donation slot on his computer monitor

Can you open both doors and see what's behind them?

>>1132459
>>1132505
Could also include 3 or 4 but I'm not sure if we're doing multiple options this time.

4) strip them down, as a back up plan, Nacha tore of her clothes, then to off Redcaps, a them has already begun, it could be continued!

3 or 2 and please avoid 1.

4) Let's teach them a lesson in justice by drinking the blood of the clothing store owners who turned all these people into furcoats, Never mind that we are wearing some of them right now, vigilantes get a pass or something.

Then we will impress them by turning Marv into a renewedly strong and youthful vampire!

Let's do the pro gamer move and pay the student for the clothes. Who knows if this vampire thing is going to be a strange phase in your life, and if it ends, your reputation will be destroyed.

>>1132608
Im saying 2. B
Not because i particularly think he should live, but i worry about how raelynn will cope afterwards

Killing him is the only way to eliminate the threat of the devourers, whether he summons them, or someone else who can pry the knowledge from him. As for the Censors, I think we should save them as a last ditch response. Our initial plan didn’t involve contacting them, and until it relies on that, it’s a better play tactically to not betray your people, for diplomacy reasons already stated.

B, We can't side with the Censors without putting Pierre's freedom at risk. We might escape in the chaos of their battle, but given their persistence in following us here, I doubt they'll let us leave with their stolen asset.

2, If you wager the loyalty of your allies and offer to put it in a binding fairy contract, then you have an excuse to gather your allies so that you can bind them to the contract's rules. From there, you can let Serah and Landi take on some of your burden by writing the contract in a way that subtly favors you over your brother. Perhaps an interference clause that guarantees no other member of the circle will intervene, but gives you friends ways they can help you without ceding victory?

1B) its the most straight forward plan, and the least risk

Oh, boy. Its time for real politicking.

3) Reject the duel for now. Focus on your brother's leutenants for now.
Get them to talk with your friends, as well as about themselves. They both clearly have their own dissillusionments with your brother's leadership. Learn exactly what and plan out a better offer.

A) Make Taranis contact the downed censirs, but ONLY to warm them that they are about to be captured and to say nothing about Pierre's true nature.
If the elves find out what he can do, they'll keep him for themselves forever.

We are playing the long game. If we really, REALLY pull our cards right, we can twart Ciarán's extreme plans AND escape the Censors' bars without further bloodshed.

3/3 Buckwheat 2026/10/05(Mon)23:11 No. 1132661 ID: da477c
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She leaves as I slowly creek open the door. Shivers go down my spine as I slowly tip toe in.
Kaari: “O-okay, I-I’m ready.”

Doctor: “Commencing flea shower in three. Two. One.”

I jump as the water starts blasting out like a garden hose.

Doctor: “So, what’s on your mind. What can we talk about to help make you feel more comfortable?”

My mind starts racing about. What if the drain gets clogged and traps me in here! The water could fill up and I’d eventually drown! Wha-what if another creep from that stupid group pulls something like that and water tortures me again for info on Dente!

Kaari: “THIS NIGHT SUCKS!”

Doctor: “Whoa! I know...I get this might a tough thing to deal with but please don’t yell into the microphone. What can I offer to help out?”

Ask if you can keep the shower door open while you shower, to help with your phobia and not feel locked in, just a crack is fine.

just, anything to keep your mind off this. What's the job market like? they heard of any good openings? maybe which of the trades is doing best

Questions!

- Ask if they know the state of, or seen, the patient in room 107, since that's your girlfriend who got hurt / you brought, and might also need flea treatment due to proximity.

- Ask why they are 'horrified' of fleas? Assuming its not a joke/hyperbole. How dangerous are they in a hospital?

- Tell them you had, twice now, the worst day in your life, and you're not sure how to healthily deal with it or the trauma after. And in the medical industry, they likely have such days constantly or see others go through them - how do they cope with such stuff?

- Asking their name would be cool, get to know them. See if there's anything you bond/relate to. Music or hobbies?

- Ask if they know of any support systems, groups, etc. for someone who is skirting on poverty due to a streak of 'bad days' and trauma. Maybe even low-qualification jobs in the medical field? You like helping people, but aren't big and strong to be a firefighter or cop.

- Maybe ask for a positive story to counter the negativity. Was there a day in their job/life that they fondly remember or was particularly positive?

>>1132686
Yeah.
Ask for as much as they can give you about lana. Just... shes ok. Shes gonna be ok.
Try not to crash out and cry cause your adrenaline will be running out.

Doesn’t the barge have a massive eye of Sauron? The fae are getting quite the show, I suppose

Exhibitionism sounds fun, give the public below a show

>>1132641
Imagine one of the royals/prude angels being on the barge terrace and suddenly getting splattered by mouse cum resulting from this daredevil sexcapade.

Toxoglossa 2026/10/07(Wed)01:57 No. 1132687 ID: fc24be
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“Woah! Where’d they go?” Kasey pauses as the two Gabes drop through a gate and it vanishes.

“Ah, fuck~ don’t stop!” Casey braces herself against the mirror and rocks backwards into her partner. “It’s just a thing Gabe does; they’ll be right back.”

“You three are so weird! Is this normal for guardians?” Kasey shakes her head and starts thrusting again. She ponders how it came to this: going from a simple heist to being balls deep inside her own copy.

“Ah~ no way! We’re pretty unique among guardians, but we get results!” Casey looks back over her shoulder and grins at her doppelgänger. “Besides, isn’t this doing it for you? Bending over your ‘prey’ and fucking them good and hard?”

Kasey plants her feet and glares back at the mouse, “‘Good and hard’ eh? Is that how you want it?”

“Uh huh! Come on and give it to me!”

The changeling hooks her fingers around Casey’s hips and lets herself go, slamming herself deep into her ‘prey’. “Rrrgh, this was supposed to be a simple job! You weird! Fucking! Mice!” Kasey arches herself over her partner’s back and pants as she fucks the mouse against the mirror; working off her frustration in a fury of thrusts. Despite everything, the doppelgänger realizes she’s having fun, even if she refuses to admit it.

The mice are indeed weird AND fucking!

Manettia is an interesting plant.

As for the humans, calmly and patiently tell them that resistance is futile and that they should all prepare to be assimilated. It will be a painless and quick process afterwards, their life will improve afterwards.

For the dryad form plants, i offer the following:
- Crocus Sativus (produces Saffron, the most valuable spice in the world - they'll be rich!).
- Sandbox/Dynamite Tree (covered in poison spikes and produces fruit that violently explodes).
- Any number of orchid species (very many species and almost all are beautiful).
- Carnivorous plants (Venus Flytrap, Pitcher Plant, Sundew).
- Whatever the humans favorite fruit/vegetable is. So they can grow and eat their.... Produce... Whenever they want! No, it's not weird, you're weird.
- Audrey 2 (Man-eating alien plant from Little Shop of Horrors).
- Alraune (fictional plant-person who also happens to be sexy looking and lures others).
- Leshy (fictional ancient tree-man, or tiny little plant gremlin).
- Pumpkin (cosplay the headless horseman, right on time for the spooky season!).
- Any plant with prehensile, tentacle-like grasping vines (their lover is into that stuff).
- Gardenia (the most fragrant/best smelling plant in the world, might make anyone not allergic swoon!).
- Middlemists Red (rarest flower in the world).
- Ginseng (the 'root of immortality', many medicinal uses).

>>1132672
"Free, full-scope universal healthcare, trans/dysmorphia body modding, zero taxes or need to work a day job ever again if you board the ship."

>>1132672
"Anyone who boards will be inoculated/made immune to the affliction(s) and be able to return to their old lives."

venus flytrap or pumpkin

"you'll never be hungry, sick, get hungover, need to sleep, deal with debt, die, or need to work ever again! u can also be a furry or whatever u want! unlimited potential with no consequences"

well neat, we now got a boat, and a working boat engine... now we just have to answer the two questions, does anyone here know how do drive a boat, and how do we get it to drive between islands?

good good, rune power. We would have had trouble if we had to come back here every time we needed fuel

>>1132620
>Did we check if Fern can hold the staff to speak to us?
We did, we get "?"s and "!"s.

>>1132605
Fern! You little genius!
Go you!

...Silv, please headpat Fern for me.

Silence 2026/10/05(Mon)15:09 No. 1132648 ID: 6d1406
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>>1132538
The machine freezes, unable to complete your order. What this could possibly mean could be anything.

Do you wish to engage the Heavy unit anyways, with this in mind now?

So they're all remotes, or they're all AIs. I'd say we still focus the heavy first, then the melee one... While keeping an eye out for a possible fourth Red Mask.

occam's razor, they probably all have pilots

the heavy is still the biggest threat

>>1132648
Ah, dang. Either none of them have pilots, or it can't tell. Tell it to kill the most evasive one then.

Alien Mech: Counter-hack against attempted intrusions from the enemy mechs' hacking attempts. Overwrite their AI!

(2/2) kpwlt 2026/09/03(Thu)13:30 No. 1131607 ID: 127310
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Sam and the group return to Miller and Mary. Mary regards them with an expression halfway between a grimace and a grin.

MARY: “Done.. already?”

SIMONE: “Awh, sorry Mary. Not yet.”

UBERTO: ”We just wanted to know if there was anything else you could tell us about Hella.”

MARY: “She replaced.. Quartermaster, Koroviev. After WOLAND pulled out of the Well. To defend assets here.”

MILLER: “I have heard that she is capable of a great many things.”

MARY: “Hah. Well, I think.. She’s a one- trick pony. Just to put on a show to. Scare away intruders. Her real power… was sent in a letter. Watch for that dark power, don’t get burnt. And you’re golden.”

MILLER: “But look at what she’s done to you! Clearly, her one trick is effective.”

MARY: “Hmmph.”

Hella always appears in the same spot eh? So we have our ambush spot.

Now could we rig the collector's cell to release her exactly when we want. It sounds like we wouldn't want her loose until Hella arrives

>Something to match her Will.

A really high self-esteem! Group hug!

Oh, also, we should probably inscribe Umberto's sword with some powerful script before tricking Hella to show up and ganging up on her.

If it's always exactly the same spot, could we put a trap in that spot? Like, a snare trap? We've got trees around, so if we have access to rope or vine we could put tension on a branch to snap back when she teleports in and snag her.

Can you recall any tricks related to maximising one's Will in any given moment? There have to have been extensive studies on the matter, though I'm uncertain how relevant such measures are to the field of Tryptology. On that subject, though, do you have any knowledge of some form of Tryptological combat? Or means to more effectively imprison?

In any case, combat should be an avoidable last resort now. We have foreknowledge of where she will appear, and we (hopefully) have the means to imprison her, Crown willing. Set up a trap with the net in the spot, and if it misses or she breaks free, fight.

Yamelle-Dama 2026/10/04(Sun)20:53 No. 1132599 ID: 330254
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He brings out the Good Book.

Zimir: Now, then.

Zimir: Children of Amama, I woke up in the morning of last day-of-kyne to a beautiful village with nary a cloud obfuscating the dawn sky. And I thought about how grateful I was to live in Du-Gar after fifteen long and peaceful years.

Zimir: And it was that particular morning which made me reflect on the journey I took when I began as a missionary: traveling town to town, city to city. It was here I felt this village could be the last bastion of a calm, simple living.

Zimir: There’s a yearning within each and every chupian being for good, simpler times--times before life outside our world made first contact.

Zimir: For I had returned from the enclave of Avyndim. Cities are unsurprisingly a different beast, especially when it’s a port for planet-hoppers, so I don’t blame the culture that manifests within their steel highlands. And we are thankful for the amount of innovation the galaxy brings to our blue marble. The gifts brought by innovation are a double-edged sword, however: The first who experience it define ingenuity--but the second define depravity.

Zimir: And it’s natural that such innovation bleeds into the outskirts; like a spill of yam milk it soaks into dirt. It reaches out further and further like a dark hand. Yet by the time it reaches a humble town like ours, it has been filtered like a spring. The time it took to reach us has excised the pollutants it carries.

Zimir: But when you rush its influence, driven by depravity and eager convenience, that’s when it threatens our livelihood.

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Vikta 2026/10/04(Sun)20:55 No. 1132600 ID: 330254
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There’s a careful whispering behind the children; one of their bored friends pops his head over the pew.

Aytem: Psst. Hey. Hey Del.

Zimir: Please turn to your book and read along with me.

Aytem: So your mom and dad forced you to come to church too?

Del: Yeah. I’d rather scrub the bathhouse.

Vikta: And we have daycare later...

Zimir: Our story begins with Emperor Kamura-Freth, who conquered the Okharans and ruled the Kamuraad Lands...

Aytem: Come on, let’s go somewhere else. Me and Lam are gonna sneak away.

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Vikta may as well sneak out as well. Less they be classified as a scaredy cat or the chupian equivalent.

Dama is deep in thought about the bathhouse.

Aytem on the way out ask Vikta and Del if their mom was a nun ever. She looks to be as blessed as them if not more.

Sinful as convenience is... sickness cowers before convenience.

Leave. This luddite wants to teach you to plow in the dirt when you could just rent a combine tractor.

sneak away, mom will appreciate how you keep from being bored without bothering the churchgoers

Oragatt 2026/10/04(Sun)03:54 No. 1132561 ID: 0d1c28
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With Sabria distracted, Oragatt focuses on the other harbinger sisters both mid prayer.
she charges easily knocking aside the second canid conscript, she swings shattering the gauntlet of the rodent priestess and ruining her chant!

Oragatt 2026/10/04(Sun)04:17 No. 1132563 ID: 0d1c28
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But not so for the tall hoofer who completes her prayer!
Oragatt is blasted with holy thunderbolt!
"Gah!! it burns!" she cries out
The sister shakes her head "Your foul god has no power here gargoyle! back to the shadows with you!"

>>1132563
Okay, time to get Ms. Giraffe off the board.

That armor looks sufficiently metallic. Magnetize to push her into the river? Might be able to knock over Mr. Giraffe in the process.

>>1132565

Into the river could be bad. Heroeca is waiting down there, sure, but dropping foes down would mean putting them at the combat height she's bad with.

Magnetize to interrupt prayers is amrt, but instead of dropping her, maybe pull her forward so that she can't hide in the back.

>>1132597
Fair point

We could just try and magnetize her armor off entirely. If she's too embarrassed from being naked, that might throw off her casting game.

You DO really want to show off your private collection on date day! But if you're going to charge her more than she can afford, then you don't get the sale! Nobody walks away happy!
2, but if you did show her the really good stuff she could recommend it to her friends.

1. Professionals keep their best stock for the discerning customers.

But this is about getting her somewhere private so you can talk about how you're fascinated with her gigantic mammaries.

1. but emphasize how expensive it would be to even take a PEEK! more expensive than she could probably afford unless she offered something of equally private value. this is your private appetizing collection after all

1. But add a strict non-disclosure/privacy/patent contract, or equivalent protection/insurance from mischief, fraud, date sabotage, theft or such on her part, with the penalty being a hefty fine or major inconvenience (e.g. having to work for you to pay for any damages/mischief caused).

In exchange she gets to see the cream of the crop for a premium price but doesn't get to share or disclose any of it until it's been tailored/made for her (which will also probably cost a bit given her size and demand).

Also, jokingly ask whether she's flirting with you / amorous with such a request or being serious about it.

I think Tina just has a tendency to speak her mind. She seems to be asking these questions fairly innocently. Find something small. Lace adornments you can add back yourself later. I’m sure you could quickly separate some from the trimming of some underwear you have, potentially? Then you can get to work commissioning her a much bigger snack!

More questions for Juan:
-What's a rough guess on the population ratios? How man regular folk compared to puppets, guards and revenants?
-Has there ever been any notable past escape attempts or mass resistance? (protests/riots/strikes)
-Anywhere a rat with a sore back can get a strong drink? Some pain relief would be good, but also, this is a prison and every prison has a black market...

I'm similarly hesitant on visiting the princess, she may be a good source of intel, but it might give her or the master ideas of what to do with you.

Go for a walk about town with Lisel and do some "people watching", information gathering is the best use of our time for now. Anything more adventurous will have to wait until our spine is healed. (Hopefully it isn't a permanent injury)

Also I think we should also check in on Dis at some point.

Let's go to the butterfly's room and see what her whole deal it. I am putting bets on the notion that she isn't a real butterfly but something that the puppet master created. The life span of insects isn't long.

Noticed one thing, Juan avoided the light when he wanted to tell you something. Does he know how they are all being observed? Ask him about it.

We might need to figure out how to get your spine injury treated, or at least stabilized.

Not only does it impede anything you do and risk worsening, it might get you killed by accident (going 'off script') or in any 'duel' you might be forced to perform.

And it would have to be done without the King, puppets or revenants noticing/involved, as they'd no doubt turn you into a revenant or puppet with their 'health tonics'. Is there a living healer or medic here? Can Lisel do anything (assuming we get her tools or ingredients)?

>>1132451
Going to second this one, that injury needs to get taken care.

Loquui 2026/09/21(Mon)23:15 No. 1132239 ID: fd2dfa
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"Iagn! Ya stupid bastard!" The dah-een seems very distressed. "Ya nearly killed me with shock!"

Baron 2026/09/21(Mon)23:15 No. 1132240 ID: fd2dfa
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Oh perhaps not.
"Praise all things Holy yer alright."

Drake 2026/09/21(Mon)23:16 No. 1132241 ID: fd2dfa
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"Never do that again ya dumbass!"
Is this how dah-een show affection?
"Kells! I found our ship!"

"I can see that Iagn. Better question, wot's it doin' here? And why are you here?"

"Long story, but the most important part? I the storage place. Turns out the Gormoamhi don't know what explosives are, and they've been stockpiling it with their green tug-tug-green paste stuff."

"...and?"

"And I'm going to blow this place up."

"WHAT?!"

>The dah-een looks upset. Loquui does not understand what they are saying.

>>1132241
Society tends to conform people into shaped holes by squishing them with abusive force, but doesn't take the time to check for mold growing on the underside.

Loquui has been showing severe obsessive disorder, and the rest of your little cult following is getting dangerously unstable. I don't know how you Rezans live so long without getting stabbed by irate concubines... maybe you don't.

Whatever the case, the Gormoamhi believe in a goddess. Kells believes in a god. If you don't come up with an amendment to the mythos you've strung the former into, they're going to start comparing notes and take it out on you. Make something complex, hard to verify, yet tangentially connected to the truth.

surely you know what blowing up is, right? That's when you blow into a sealed animal bladder and expand it to make a fun toy.