The Family Business
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Hijinks across a universe spanning multiple timelines. Is it all connected? Sorta. Does it make sense? Maybe. Will there be violence? Yes. Will there be romance? Yes. Will there be lewds? Yes!
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Characters
Veni-line
Venian
Full Name: Kekhar Venian Makag
Race: Rezan 3rd Generation
Bio: Son to the Patriarch of the Makag family, and named Heir Apparent. However a lifetime of avoiding assasination attempts and playing the political game has instilled an ambition that Patriarch won't satisfy. His plans have been disrupted when he chances upon a certain blue orb, which he believes is forcing him to do 'unorthodox, but very bad ideas'
Currently: Being naughty.
Gyoji
Full Name: Chang Gyoji
Race: Tsang Naji
Bio: Daughter of Chang Narobu, leader of the Chang Clan of the Ming-Nahoku protectorate, now disgraced and exiled from her family and homeland. And it all started thanks to a chance encounter with a certain Rezan slaver. Has a slight, teeeeeny, tiny, fetish
Currently: Aiding her adopted family and writing lewd fiction.
Sergei-line
Sergei
Full Name: Sergei Kristoff
Race: Rezan 1st Generation (Sergal-Tsang-Naji mix)
Bio: Lieutenant 3rd class Sergei was an officer of the law. All he wanted was a comfy desk job where no one would notice him and he could spend his long life in general obscurity. Instead he's been roped into a conspiracy involving secret police, cults, ancient gods, and possibly time travel. So he is not very happy.
Currently: Posing for propaganda.
Tybalt-line
Tybalt
Full Name: Tybalt Mohrs
Race: Rezan 1st Generation (Krogan-Other(Possibly Space Badger. Or skunk) mix)
Bio: Tybalt Mohrs. Meat-head for hire. Likes fighting, likes guns, and like money. With his friend Rocket, he has vowed to sail the stars and become the most (in)famous mercenary the Empire has ever seen. Currently his plans have run into a snag when during a mission, he discovered a Mega-corp's secret weapon.
Currently: Learning how it feels like to be a missile flying at speed .
Other Major Characters
Characters from other adventures in the Familyverse transcending time and space!
Iagn
Full Name: Kekhar Iagn Makag
Race: Rezan 3rd Generation
Bio: Son to the Patriarch of the Makag family, Iagn is considered a black sheep. Few members acknowledge he exists, and fewer still treat him like a Makag. So he chose to become the degenerate everyone expects him to be, and loving every second of it. The only one to take him seriously is his half-brother Venian, making Iagn devoted to seeing Veni achieve every single one of his goals. Even the impossible ones.
Also he likes to collect swords. Like. A lot.
Currently: Being naughty.
Taruvik
Full Name:Valeras Vinn Taruvik
Race: Rezan 2nd Generation
Bio: Inheritor to a family broken by stagnation and ancient glory, she is determined to revive the Taruvik family and leave a mark so grand, Rezo will never forget them!
Currently: Conquering the province
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Guk
Full Name: Guk
Race: Gormoamhi
Bio: Guk is Gormoamhi. Guk is simple man. Guk wants a warm, dim place to call home, meat in his belly, and a bed full of females. But Guk doesn't get nice things. Guk is stuck doing things he doesn't want to do, but he has to do them or one of the many threats around him will kill him! Mother Goddess help him because his clan can't.
Currently: Being dumb.
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Races
Rezan
A human-like race(though they find the implication insulting) for the 'base form'. They are separate from humans and other races for their pupil-less eyes, pale skin, and hair that ranges from dark gray to white. They are secretive, letting few outside races know of their existence. Most interactions involve raiding for slaves, or trading their bizarre artifacts for slaves.
Gulpa
Humans have to deal with Goblins. Rezans have to deal with Gulpa. Small, furry, aggressive, and breeds fast, Rezans flip flop between using them as meat shields, or pests that need to be eradicated. But no matter how many are killed, there's always more, ready to attack and pillage any Rezan dumb enough to let his guard down in the wild.
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Grafla
Another race native to Rezo. They inhabit the cave networks beneath the Gamin historical home province. Nearly blind, the Grafla have an amazing sense of smell that lets them navigate the dark and fight the Scrshk that they share tunnels with. Gamin invented the devices that gave them sight. Seeing Gamin for the first time, the Grafla gave them their own name- "The Beautiful Ones". The Grafla are totally devoted to the Gamin and will do anything, even if it means destroying their race, to protect their Beautiful Ones.
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Tsang Naji
A bipedal race of 4 armed dog-people. Native to the Nahoku islands, the early human settlers first assumed they were gods. This has helped the Tsang Naji place themselves in the aristocracy of Nahokan society. They are rivals with the Mo Sala
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Mo Sala
A tall humanoid race that shares the Nahoku islands with the Tsang Naji. Bitter rivals since before the human colonists, their feud was tipped in the favor of the Tsang Naji when humans though the dog-people were gods and the Mo Sala demons. Much of their homeland has been claimed by the Tsang Naji and the Mo Sala now exist as nomad clans, traveling from one hidden sanctuary to the next as they continue to harass the Tsang Naji at every opportunity.
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Hwaesi
Towering horned humanoids found in the northern provinces of Ming Zhuo and the Nahoku islands. They subsist entirely on raiding the other races, who they view as inferior.
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Daoine
Rabbit-folk that are puny but powerful. In the hands of a Daoine, heavy weapons that a human needs two hands to lift, can be swung by a Daoine like it weighs nothing. Belligerent, they fight each other as much as they do their hated enemies, the Gormoamhi. When excited their eyes turn red. Split into a number of other ethnicities.
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Gormoamhi
Giant humanoids with blue-purple hides that prefer to live underground. Their race is vastly lopsided with only 1 male for every 10 females. The men are thus pampered and treated as delicate objects(which they very much aren't) to be protected, or bartered with as a precious commodity. The females in turn take on all other roles from warriors, to artisans, and record keepers.
They believe themselves to be the only true race of People, and everyone else are non-people put on the world for them to play with. This philosophy has lead their technology to stagnate, as they do not create more than their bare basics, and will take anything else they may need from non-people. This is also why they regularly attack non-Gormoamhi settlements and squat in the ruins. Why build a shelter when non-people do it for you?
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Elves
Dirty knife ears that ruin everything. More on them later.
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Jassanid
A once humanoid race that has become a specialized race of reptilian-arthropoid-humans. Their society is a strict caste based society, with each caste having its members molded to fit their place through carefully monitored selective breeding(and a bit of blood magic). None of the castes have true autonomy save for the leaders, the Sirassar. The Sirassar all have their own ideas of perfection, and each one will claim their own stretch of territory where the castes and races are altered to suit their own beliefs; and will battle their peers to prove it(or some other petty reason like 'His palanquin is shinier than mine') This inability to may be the sole reason the collective Sirassates haven't conquered the continent.
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Nietch has made one appearance Inside the Quest. [1]
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