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[[Image:John_Beautiful_Hair.png|350px|thumb|right|Your hair cannot possibly measure up to this regal, lofty, or stately dignity; imposing character; grandeur.]]
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[[Image:John_Beautiful_Hair.png|thumb|right|Your hair cannot possibly measure up to this regal, lofty, or stately dignity; imposing character; grandeur.]]
 
Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
 
Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
  
 
Quite obviously the most important character on the entire [[Tgchan]] and in [[Joandventure]].
 
Quite obviously the most important character on the entire [[Tgchan]] and in [[Joandventure]].
 
 
 
 
  
 
==Huge Beauty==
 
==Huge Beauty==
 
===What it means===
 
===What it means===
[[Image:DidsomeonesayBATHTIME.png|200px|thumb|left|John bathing in the blood of 300 fa/tg/uys to supplement her Huge Beauty.]]
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[[Image:DidsomeonesayBATHTIME.png|thumb|right|John bathing in the blood of 300 fa/tg/uys to supplement her Huge Beauty.]]
 
John has huge beauty.  
 
John has huge beauty.  
 
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===Disagreements===
 
===Disagreements===
[[Image:Disagreeingwithjohn.png|200px|thumb|left|None claim to disagree.]]
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[[Image:Disagreeingwithjohn.png|thumb|right|None claim to disagree.]]
 
None can objectively disagree.
 
None can objectively disagree.
 
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==Remarkably Prestigious Hair==
 
==Remarkably Prestigious Hair==
 
===What it means===
 
===What it means===
[[Image:Johnbrushing.png|200px|thumb|left|John's hair needs lots of brushing to retain its Remarkable Prestige.]]
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[[Image:Johnbrushing.png|thumb|right|John's hair needs lots of brushing to retain its Remarkable Prestige.]]
 
John has remarkably prestigious hair.
 
John has remarkably prestigious hair.
 
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===Jealousy===
 
===Jealousy===
[[Image:Angry_Goshen.png|200px|thumb|left|A lesser being, clearly infuriated by its inferior hair.]]
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[[Image:Angry_Goshen.png|thumb|right|A lesser being, clearly infuriated by its inferior hair.]]
 
This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.
 
This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.
 
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==Intellectual powers==
 
==Intellectual powers==
 
===Practical effect===
 
===Practical effect===
[[Image:Johnexplainsstuff.png|200px|thumb|left|John explaining facts.]]
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[[Image:Johnexplainsstuff.png|thumb|right|John explaining facts.]]
 
John is always right.
 
John is always right.
 
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===Proof===
 
===Proof===
[[Image:Scientistsagrees.png|200px|thumb|left|Objective studies by impartial researchers.]]
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[[Image:Scientistsagrees.png|thumb|right|Objective studies by impartial researchers.]]
 
This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.
 
This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.
 
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==Communism==
 
==Communism==
[[Image:Communismnotallowed.png|200px|thumb|left|As well as her restrained reasoning.]]
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[[Image:Communismnotallowed.png|thumb|right|As well as her restrained reasoning.]]
 
Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
 
Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
 
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Revision as of 18:44, 9 November 2009

Your hair cannot possibly measure up to this regal, lofty, or stately dignity; imposing character; grandeur.

Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Quite obviously the most important character on the entire Tgchan and in Joandventure.

Huge Beauty

What it means

John bathing in the blood of 300 fa/tg/uys to supplement her Huge Beauty.

John has huge beauty.

Disagreements

None claim to disagree.

None can objectively disagree.

Remarkably Prestigious Hair

What it means

John's hair needs lots of brushing to retain its Remarkable Prestige.

John has remarkably prestigious hair.

Jealousy

A lesser being, clearly infuriated by its inferior hair.

This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.

Intellectual powers

Practical effect

John explaining facts.

John is always right.

Proof

Objective studies by impartial researchers.

This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.

Communism

As well as her restrained reasoning.

Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Gallery

Official

BEHOLD THE HUGE BEAUTY AND REMARKABLY PRESTIGIOUS HAIR OF JOHN.