Joandventure
Joandventure is a quest run by Sir Double-Faggot. Even though most people keep calling the quest "JoanQuest", the official name, adopted after initially changing titles for each individual thread and a first thread with no title at all, is "Joandventure". And by that it is meant that you all are communist scum. It originally ran on 4chang's /tg/, but moved over to the /quest/ board, having been banned some months earlier from /tg/ due to violations of clear rules and internal consistency of mod policies after the ban was temporarily lifted for whatever pointlessly retarded reason the retardedly pointless people (again, more communist scum) involved in the lifting of said ban had in mind.
The quest consists mostly of massive mammaries, hats and huge awesomeness. Also inlcudes John, who is known for huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
Considering the recent update rate, Joandventure can be assumed to be on indefinite hold or altogether cancelled.
Joandventure by Sir Double-Faggot |
Joandventure 1-27 |
Plot
HA HA HA YEAH RIGHT. Should have ended in the 23rd thread on 4chan's /tg/.
JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM
The arbitrary new title for the continued Joandventure on tgchan.
Considered by some to be a pointless abomination that never should have been.
Characters
Joan
Has huge tits, and -10 Strength.
...And voices of huge retardation in her head. Poor girl.
John
John of Huge Beauty and Remarkably Prestigious Hair.
Mom
Half-dorf, half-viking. Has a bad habit of causing unintended minor collateral damage. Her power level has been described as being over seven thousand.
Dad
Scientist with moustache similar to that of Charlie Chaplin's. And Hitler's. Spends most of his time being deceased.
Robutt
A robot with a butt. Spends most of its time being sapped and disassembled.
Grandma
Dorf. She is married to a human viking, and has been known to correct him with a mace to the head. True love at it's finest.
Grandpa
Viking. Never fails to eat his porridge.
Naga
Uninjured, flat. Can't keep her hands off of Joan's naughty bits, for reasons that were never explained.
Tom MacTavish
A highlander with intentions to join an attack on a fort.
Minor Characters
Nameless Avenger
He is looking for his... CAR.
A bunch of other people too bothersome to remember at this time
Someone write something or other. This page needs pictures too.
Communism
None whatsoever.